shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Skyhold...

Would that be wise? There has been talk of time travel about, which I can't really say I get. At all really. It's the first I've heard of it after all. But if we're traveling in time and across the Fade or Not-Fade then who is to say that there are you and those who could answer my questions at this Skyhold?

 

Oh, that's a bit more outside my range of ability. Still, if it's like a puzzle, they'll have to fit eventually, right? I'm sure you've already managed so much more than anyone else has; I don't think I'd ever considered repairing them before now.

Yes, you see the problem, don't you? And there's the issue of differing wills acting on it, so would the original dreamer's will be greater than the others? Or would it all have to be in sync in order to avoid confusing it? It's a tricky one, that's for sure.

If you remember any of this, see if you can get in contact with Varric. Whichever version of the waking world you walk in, he should be able to steer you straight. And I'd like to think any Inquisitor would be willing to help if they were able.

 

That does seem like a rather obvious problem with my plan, now that you mention it. :P

Any Inquisitor... I can't say I'd mind visiting a world where someone else had my job.

 

Well I mean if it's any flavor of sentient there's also the thing where sometimes things get their own will in here...

 

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Trying to summon a spirit, while it might be experimentally helpful, is probably not a practical idea, is it?

 

usually because theyre stolen from their rightful owvner.

 

What do you mean?

 

It was a baby, dude! Babies don't have owners! (*sighs* Or, at least, they shouldn't.)

 

If I had hair I would be pulling it right now!!! Stop harping on it!!! Write a journal or something if it's hurting your feelings so much!!! You don't own anyone in here, no matter what it might be like in your actual life!!! Get over it and maybe you can be someone other sentient beings can actually stand to be around!!! Right now you're just a boring broken record playing asshole noises!!!

 

i vwhipped up a grub to servwe a purpose. it servwed that purpose. i vwas then going to eat it, but it vwas taken from me by force.

 

What.. is a grub. Is it a monster baby.

Please do not eat babies.

 

I don't think the elluvians are sentient. I hope not, at least. Not any more sentient than a door.

...I hope doors aren't sentient either.

 

Grubs are young trolls (the guys with grey skin and horns here) and also apparently sometimes food for adult trolls depending on the adults' planetary origin? It's skeevy as fuck if you ask me but hey it's not like Cybertronians haven't also done skeevy slag sooooooo...

 

its going to die, anyvways. the lusus hightailed it.

only nowv its going to die a slowv, lonely death instead of a quick one only minutes after coming into existence.

 

If you could conjure a child with its own will, why can't you conjure it a guardian? Or why can't someone here protect it?

 

Well, then, fine! I'll be it's lusus! I'm teal too, sorta!

 

I apologize for being so, uh, inquisitorial, but what is a lusus...?

(wonders if she should despair of understanding this absurd dream world)

 

good luck vwith that.

 

probably

something something grin and bear it

 

That's what the white animals that raise troll kids are called.