shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Just having trollian cargo is messed up, whether you fuck them or not.

 

if you think im messed up id like to see you last a single night on alternia.

 

Sunshine managed to survive just fine without owning anybody.

 

"So do I," Ford says, shaking his head.

"I can't picture you as a dominant of any quality," Ford says after a moment.

 

*smiles weakly at Ford*

 

so im the skeevwy asshole but other people are allowved to imagine me domming vwithout evwen a vwhisper of agreement on my end.

 

Ford smiles back at Norm, a gentler expression than usual. "I wish people would stop doing that shit everywhere and to everyone. But especially to people I like, because I'm human."

 

"You invited it by calling Chroma your mistress, but I assure you I utterly failed to imagine anything even remotely arousing." Ford laughs.

 

so im asking for it?

 

Is Mistress not a title for you?

 

*sighs* Yeah. I'd grant that wish but I have a feeling that wouldn't work in here or on Pennarion. Or anywhere. Feels too... well, it feels like a really big wish. But I guess you wouldn't dream small, would you? *affectionate laugh*

 

Tevinters! If you are cold, Dorian, try keeping both the sleeves on your outfit.

 

it is a title. theyre insisting i meant it in a fetish vway.

 

Ford rolls his eyes.

 

oh, im sorry, is telling you not to tell me about your me-related bdsm fantasies inconvweniencing you.

 

...sounds to me like you've got a bit of a feedback loop going on...

 

Well! I'll have you know that the mere act of wearing two sleeves would kill me.

 

"When have I ever?" Ford grins. "I wonder what would happen if you tried, but...if you don't think you can do it, you probably shouldn't."

Ford really can't help laughing out loud. "I assure you that I have no fantasies whatsoever about submitting myself to you. You asked if I thought you were into subbing to slaves, and I remarked that I can't imagine you as any kind of dominant. This did not at any point entail me imagining what it would be like to be dominated by you, because frankly, you couldn't do it if I wanted you to try, and I do not. This entailed me trying to imagine you as a person anyone in the multiverse would want to submit to without being enslaved. And I can't."

 

Ford, his type can't imagine themselves not being the center of everything. Generally in the army, we had our ways of making accidents happen to them before they hurt too many people. I wasn't a nice person back then, can you tell?

 

Yeah, I guess so... though that might just be my cynicism kicking in. *laughs* If I was less jaded about people, maybe I'd believe I could do it.