shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

got livwing proof of that right here!

(mostly livwing.)

 

keep telling yourself that

 

OH SWEETGILLS DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU ARE FEARSOME? AW.

 

i am fearsome.

 

You're not even adorable either.

 

Oh posh, viscous little things like her and my darling Anguis are precious

(( edit: wow, self. ))

 

i dont vwant YOU to think im adorable!

 

gack, not you either.

 

so who ḑ̪̒͗̃ȍ̫̭̗̠͋ you want to think youre adorable

 

hot girls.

 

Oh? Would you not like to be compared to dear darling Anguis?

*Snaps his fingers and there is now a very large pure-white python with bright blue eyes. He delicately boops that snoot.*

 

eat that and ill let you call me adorable.

 

No! Why would I eat my darling pet? Fine, you are fierce and terrifying. There, better? Would you like to pet her? The other day she ate a nug nearly half your size. It was very interesting.

 

[The tiny robot stares, starry-eyed, at what seems to her the Smallest Snake Ever. Who knew snakes came in varieties other than horrifyingly large and aggressive?]

...will she try to eat me? She's so pretty :o

 

Well no, she is very well fed.

*He gives her another snoot boop and she flicks her tongue.* She does love her nugs and rabbits.

 

May I pet her then or was Dorian only offering to Itch? What do tiny scales feel like? Does she only eat organic stuff?

 

Of course you can pet her, dear. *He extends his arm, letting Anguis move out onto his arm to explore*

Yes, she only eats flesh to be specific. Nugs, rabbits, some other things. Not humans or elves of course.

 

Those are other animals then? What's special about the last two?

[She runs a careful fingertip along the snek's side. So smooth! So soft! Clearly more eyes to take in this strangely docile snake are the solution. More eyes mean more remembering!]

 

*He's not going to even question this weird golem creature. However, Anguis seems appreciative of the touch, tongue flicking and exploring*

Well, I am human and elves are much like humans but they have pointed ears. Mostly my dear Anguis would be considered a monster if she ate humans or elves, though I know if a baby was given to her she might try.