shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*gives a disturbed look and coughs* megalomaniac.

 

Fine, just to prove a point. *opens the chest and gets eaten. One minute later, Siegward rises from a gold portal* I hate you, Patches

 

DO IT AGAIN.

 

A megalomaniac? Me?

Ah, but you wound me, I'm just Patches. Unbreakable Patches, a humble, world-renowned, travelling merchant.

 

Give me a second. You do not understand this pain.

 

hes gotta work pretty hard then because i have exactly zero tentacles

wouldnt be a very good human form if it had tentacles

well at least not very good for m̨̳̹̝̯ͅỹ̺̠̱͚̅̄͂͆̉̑͞ purposes

 

*cautiously* Okay, "Unbreakable" Patches. But I have my eye on you.

 

no, i understand it. vwhy do you think its funny??

 

Pardon, what'd'ja say? *As he asks, Patches collects the souls Siegward dropped*

 

It's not funny. Patches is my worst enemy.

You give those back right now!

 

that makes it doubly funny! its like vwatching cartoons.

 

What is a "cartoon"?

 

The chest is right there if you want to try it out.

 

its, yknowv. its a cartoon. vwith the brightly colored characters that get blowvn and smashed and evwerything.

its not funny vwhen it happens to ME, thatd be like the anvwil getting dropped on the smartass hero instead of the dumb goon.

 

Are thou calling me a dumb goon?

 

absolutely.

 

Oh, so it's like my world, except no bright colors.

 

*scoffs*

 

Jame laughs. "Lots of red, at least, where I'm from."

 

Grey, dark grey, brown, and dirt brown where I come from.