shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Yeah, no+. Think I've go+t a date in the bath with Jame, so+rry. Busy wo+man yo+u kno+w?

 

then im not going near vwater because its horrible!

 

Then "the girls", who+ are clearly a mo+no+lithic entity with no+ individuality whatso+ever, will be go+ing near yo+u. Because that musk?

It's ho+rrible.

 

not all girls are as prissy as you.

 

It's no+t being "prissy". It's being sensible and hygienic. If I to+uch yo+u I'll pro+bably get so+me so+rt o+f skin eating fungus.

 

vwouldnt make you any uglier than you already are! i KNOWV howv to get girls vwho ARENT complete neat-freaks.

 

Yo+u keep telling yo+urself that, sweetie.

 

I spent the first half of my life in a swamp, I'm certainly not a neat freak. Please, do enlighten me as to your methods. Or, better yet, answer questions already posed!

 

i vwill, because its true.

*She loudly ignores the questions she can't answer without admitting fault.*

 

"You smell like genie piss, which is a smell I never thought even I would be able to identify, over a substrate of rotten meat. It's disgusting."

 

Mhm.

 

keep calling me disgusting.

 

*Squirt squirt. Bad Itch.*

 

*Itch lets out an angry chirp and flops backwards onto her ass.*

 

Why don't we have a little fun, while at the same time removing the stench of urine from the rave? Who else here has water-themed powers, or can dream up a couple of fire hoses?

 

vwhat?? no. no, no, no, no, no.

 

Most of my spells are water themed, actually! I'd be happy to help, where do you need cleaned?

 

NO.

 

...or we could not do the thing that obviously makes her uncomfortable. Teasing is one thing, but...

 

"Valiska already did it before we knew what her problem was, and I think she just wished her dirt back or something." Jade shrugs.