shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

@Julian Bashir at the very least your dudes sounds better than nanotrasen honk

at least you guys sound better at doing your job than nanotrasen honk

last station centcom tried to impose interspecies equality a greytide formed, deep fried the captain, then borg'd every last cat or catteperson on the station

 

You should probably dance too~.
Just to make sure I don't need to ask you again~.

 

*There are two middle fingers burning in his gaze as he repeats the performance. No dancing, though.*

 

-When it's done, Acheta sticks a finger into her ear and wiggles it around.-
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that~.
Sing it again~.

 

I'm not trying to tell you the Federation is perfect, I've only offered you an explanation of who we are. I don't expect you to trust the words on one solitary officer, although if you ever come face to face with Starfleet for a proper first contact, let their actions speak for themselves.

-He hides his discomfort with another sip of tea.-

First contact itself is not the first interaction of two species, but the first diplomatic meeting of their respective representatives. It's normally preceded by negotiations and talks, first between scientists and then through government channels. I've told you who we are, and that's about all I can do for now.

 

vwhy.

 

Julian, you should hear the song~.
Do it again, whoever you are~.
With dancing~.

 

So, you expected more scientists and governments in here?

 

By Jove, you're quite right. Go ahead @Coxswain Gwawdwyr , I'm watching this time.

 

all the scientists i know are humans

but all the ones on my current station got borg'd by the roboticist

 

-She grins at him and props her chin on a fist, watching Gwawdwyr.-

 

-He squints.-

That... isn't what I said at all. My point is, this situation is highly irregular.

Borg'd... you mean they were assimilated? The Borg Collective, you've heard of them?

 

Highly irregular 'cause there aren't any scientists or governments for you to talk to, and no real diplomacy is going on, yeah? And 'cause you're the only Starfleet officer in here?

 

(vwhy do you ALL LOVWE THE SONG SO GODDAMN MUCH.)

 

"We don't do that on Pennarion either," Valiska says. "We educate people in anything they want to learn, and encourage people to do the work that best suits their skills and abilities."

 

It's catchy!

 

Is there a dance~?

 

Don't be mean to him~.

 

What? No? I'm not trying to be mean to him?! Not at all!

I'm just clarifying, 'cause he said I got it wrong the first time.