shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

DeceptiCon, not deception, Madam.

 

Nah, that's really inefficient.

 

-frowns at the madam comment not really knowing why. Its just a bit frustrating-

That Is What I Told Dave But He Insisted

No Dude Its Legit Really

 

I have one word for all you robots: Mattel.

And I'm done.

 

vwhats the difference!

 

Who or what is mattel, and why should I care?

 

-put upon look- One is a cause and an affiliation, the other is a synonym for lying.

 

Dont They Make Toys Or Something

 

Is this a binding word?

 

Indeed they do. Including toy robots. Count me unimpressed. What's your name? I'm Vic.

 

*staaaare*
...would...would you prefer sir...or mx..?

 

vwhat the fuck is a mix.

 

............it's gender neutral............

 

Kanaya Maryam

A Troll Which I Guess You Are Also Unimpressee By

 

its stupid sounding, is vwhat it is! it doesnt sound ANYTHING like sir or maam. vwhat happened to 'fuckhead', thats perfectly gender neutral.

 

Why Would I Prefer Those And Why Have You Asked

I Appear The Metaphorical Bill For A Quote Unquote Madam

Its Just A Bit Annoying Is All

 

*Vic walks up to Kanaya and examines her* Aren't you a tall fucker? Those horns are neat, though. I would swear I've seen people trying to look like whatever you are at cons. It's from some online thing called Homesick or something like that. Grey people with orange candy-cane horns. A bizarre aesthetic! But whatever.

 

I Was Six Feet The Last Time We Checked Which I Guess Is Tall

That Is A Silly And Unspecific Name Fir Something Homesick

And That Now Thoroughly Aside Yes My Horns Are Quite Neat

Ive Taken Inspiration Many Times From Their Assymetrical Nature In
My Designs Clothing Or Otherwise

Please Dont Touch Them

Thats Just Weird

 

Are they like, erogenous zones or what? That'd be awkward.

For a five-three shortass like me you are fucking tall, that's for sure!

So, you design shit?

 

Uh No Thats Stupid

They Are Made Of An Unfeeling Keratine

Its More That I Dont Just Touch Your Nails And Ooooh Wow Youre Stubby Human Claws Are So Fascinating Because That Is Rude And More Than A Litle Creepy

Anywau Yes I Did Design It As I Do All My Clothes

Partly For Fun And Partly Because Alternians Do Not Believe In Frivilous Aesthetics