shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I'd rather not. I don't know where they've been.

And hey there, I'm Vic. Miss Bad Ideas herself.

 

Marcus. I've been shot at, but the bullets usually don't get in. Not for long at least. I have a, uh, thing.

[He holds out a hand to shake, which is missing two fingers. Mostly because he really doesn't want to drop this mug, so he's not going to give her his good hand.]

 

[Whisper intentionally overclocks his fans to mimic a distressed whine.]

I... I've thought about it, okay, if I decide I really do want a vocalizer again I'll make the appointment, promise. Not everyone on our ship is afraid of medics! I just...

Spoiler: He curls in on himself a little, wings fluffing out defensively.

It's complicated, and I'm sorry but I don't want to talk about my reasons right now.

 

What else am I supposed to do in a rave huh? ;D

Hey sometimes the police are hot! Like seriously have you seen the size of the average Enforcer? :P

 

So I have ;) Alas maybe another time.

What can I say, I'm good at finding a good time. But I think I'm not quite in the mood right now.
-more pettings. Cuddling is exactly as good as a good frag. And tonight feels liek cuddles.-

Good Evening, Vic. I am Captain Nichrome of Iacon, and I too would advise against fragging cops. Or letting bullets stay stuck inside you.
Who even uses bullets anymore.

 

I'm guessing big, even for a robot?

Humans, apparently. What do you guys use?

 

Fair enough! You have a good off-cycle now Cap :)

Wow rude not everyone can afford fancy-aft lasers :P

 

*Vic grasps his hand firmly with hers. She's wearing a lot of rings, most fingers have one*

So -- if bullets don't stay in for long, why the fingers?

 

energy rifles and blasters

I supply the crew free of charge, Venture. You can afford a fancy-aft laser :P

 

Mrrr. Well alright.

-loud engine purrings, she shoves Nichy over and flops on her-

Indeed ya can -show off her fancy aft glowing energy blade claws-

 

If you frag em over well enough, you at least got them right where you want them to be. (Apostasia grins)
Apostasia of Tetrahex. I run a business.

 

Oh, uh. [He makes a face.]

Alligator meta. He kind of, um, swallowed them. On accident. I mean, the biting thing was an accident too, but probably the kind of accident I had coming, but the swallowing was definitely an accident, probably. Maybe. I think?

I shouldn't be surprised by that answer, but here I am.

 

-giggles from where she is lying on the floor.-
You really like those, huh? Glad my work is appreciated.

I build weapons for a living and believe me, after a while bullets seem really outdated.

 

Happy ta meetcha, Nichrome. Interesting name. The military's playing with lasers but we still mostly kill people the old-fashioned way with high-speed metal. Nice traditional murder feel to it, you know?

Thankfully Cali got universal concealed carry so these days a girl's able to shoot back.

 

Knew I avoided Florida for a reason.

 

I'm sure a business that loves the police and wants them as customers.

And there just ain't enough bleach in my house, so I'm not jumping on no cops.

 

>:|

 

Dude. Dude. Lemme get you pics hang on--

Spoiler: lorge images

Big blue there next to your average speedster aaaaaand

bigger blue there next to a decently tall, heavy-duty medic.

I hope you realize how hard it was to get pictures of them with scale reference I swear 90% of their track records are just big buff shoulder stacks and dramatic solo poses.

I'm like the size of Fort Max's greave like whew! [He fans himself dramatically.]

Well yeah but I'm not everyone now am I? Also my turrets are still fitted out for good old-fashioned metal so thanks but no thanks :P

 

It's a rather high class sounding name for someone like me yes, I'm aware.
-her voice sounds slightly sour.-

Is there something you require assisstance with?

 

Well, one has to procure their goods somehow.