shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Awwww you wouldn't deprive me of something to play with? They are such handsome turrets and they'd only require some loving attention to fire beautiful streamlined energy projectiles.

 

No, thank you though.

*Has his arms crossed over his chest and he's wearing his uniform.*

 

Upstate New York, actually. All the gators and none of the warm.

I mean, they kinda seem outdated now, but I don't actually get to see cool laser space battles. I mean I do, on TV, but not uh, here. Not here, but where I'm... awake I guess.

Though lasers might be a bit of problem in my, um, sidejob I guess.

Oh damn, that is pretty big. I can see the appeal. Though, uh, I guess the appeal was sort of there, ambiguously, already. Um.

Hi Gabe wow when did you get here.

 

Fuck the police, huh?

 

I don't like your sort, Officer. Got any business here? If not, we were having a private conversation to which you are NOT invited.

 

I didn't know you could get here too! I sort of thought you couldn't. Um, at all. Because, you know...

[He waggles his fingers near his temple, implying Gabe is either crazy or has mind powers.]

 

They come in quite handy fer slicin´any number a things. Like platin -grins-

 

>:|
I may be in uniform but I am not on duty.

Because of the touch telepathy thing? I've never seen here before, but I did fall asleep on top of you so that could be it.

 

Nothing to thank me for. I mean it. Don't ever thank me again.

Using energy weapons helps vastly with waging universe spanning wars when your resources are tight.

 

-the distinct noise of internal fans clicking on.-
Happy to hear they are performing well at their intended purpose.

 

Huh. Makes sense.

Queenie's been here before, but you know how he is. I don't think he sleeps much.

[He winces a little.]

That's a less cool reason for it. Um. Sorry about your war and all.

 

Seems like you know Marcus here. Let me know if you want the pig gone, though, Marcus.

 

Cap you can get your hands up in me any time you like ;)

(For real tho nooooot really feeling weapons upgrades. Noncombatant on a peace mission you know?)

No ambiguous about it like dude

Spoiler: tmi venture slow your roll goddamn

You will pry my large insertion kink from my grey dead hands okay like if they're proportional Ultra Mag's spike is the size of my thigh I need this in my life

or at least I need this fantasy in my life :P

Grow some plating and I might think about it squishy.

 

No, Gabe's cool. I mean, I've had to get him out of my way before, and almost, um, killed him once, but he's cool. He's fine. It's fine.

That sounds like it'd kill me, but I did date Queenie, so maybe I'm selling myself short. Hell yeah to that, though.

[He lifts a tiny human fist for fistbunps.]

 

Uh? It's considered polite where I'm... from? But I apologize if I insulted you?

The joke is that he already does, if you get my drift.

Works too hard, I worry about him. Saw him today though and 'arrested' him, he served his civic duty by eating lunch.

I do. I'm pretty sure my hand is on his ass right now.

 

Good, I'm feeling lazy today. Heya, Gabe. If I really like you I might even forgive your gang affiliation.

 

It's more like a frat house, really. They call it the Fraternity of Police, which explains a lot actually.

 

Explains the drinking and the stupid stunts and the hazing, that's for sure. And the Impenetrable Blue Wall of Silence.

 

Well hey try anything once right? ;D [Fistbunp! Gently, so as not to knock over the new friend.]

Are threesomes not an option in your society? That is the saddest thing I've ever imagined.

 

[He has his face in his hands now. This is somehow more embarrassing than when Queenie does it. Maybe because Queenie is much more predictable.]