shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

What's a Meta? Psychics?

When is Professor Xavier going to show up?

 

Professor who?

 

Meta-human, mutants I guess. Don't know of a Professor Xavier.

 

It didn't hit anything major and I just held the blood 'til it clotted. I'll try and remember though. It's a bitch trying to freebase with a fucky leg, it always makes me worry about my landings.

[Marcus would appreciate this advice regardless, but he's more than happy to not be stressed also.]

Uh, thanks. You're... yeah, okay. We're good. Thanks. [He makes a face, then smiles.]

Uh, slang for metahumans. People who do stuff like me or Gabe or... well, you haven't met Queenie. We're not like real people, so we gotta deal with, uh, bullshit. A lot.

I mean, I don't, 'cause I'm stealth, sort of. But, um, I would, if I weren't, so that almost counts, except where it doesn't.

 

Thanks, it does mean a lot actually. *Gives said alien robot a smile* They're all a bunch of cockmonglers.

Hah! Thanks, to think it all started because I got a call on him.

 

Clearly comics didn't get to your universe. Professor X finds mutants with powers and helps them control them and use them for good. Allegedly.

 

(Apostasia nods appreciatively)

 

Vic catches something--"REAL PEOPLE?" She doesn't look happy.

 

So, someone who "collects" outliers? Charming.

 

Real people? All who dehumanize others are evil. They deserve to die.

 

i mean, lets be honest. if vwere going to get technical im the only real person here.

 

Control is one pit of a drug. One of those I'd actually support regulation of, but of course no one dares to infringe on the entitlement of the ruling classes.

 

It's a-- I mean it's not okay and my parents were pretty good, to help me get into the academy. Dad worked like three jobs and mom worked two. It's not-- Metas aren't generally allowed to get 'good' jobs, we're considered 'not people', 'monsters', 'beasts', ya know that kind of shit. I didn't face it so much because I pass, though I do have the marker on my birth certificate.

 

Get in line.

 

And here we see a textbook example of how to never get laid ever! You saw it here first folks!

 

But I'm a real person!
I am not real.

 

hey, i said i vwas being technical! i KNOWV its not vworth it to argue vwith livwing cartoons. you can keep saying you exist because youre designed to, i vwont fight you on it.

 

Were they in my universe, I'd purify them too.

 

...I wish I could say that didn't sound familiar. [He ruffles his wings, uncomfortable.] Not... my specific brand of low-tier but like. Talk to Sawbones the next time she's in here you'll have plenty to yell about together.

 

Existence is the greatest lie of all, if I remember that one creation myth correctly.
And, in the same vein, who cares?