shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

THAT'S MY LINE!

 

I think I'm already dead.

 

-unceremoniously moves him unless prevented by rave magic, and goes to shack on itch.-

 

*Itch spits out her loose teeth, along with some blood.*

 

Ennytink hyu know iz hurt or broken?

 

Well, I don't think you're the only one in that category here, if you're right. But what makes you think so?

 

(looks surprised) Do you drink tea, then? No offense meant, of course, I just wouldn't have expected it.

 

I do here! And @Whisperwind of Obex has this infusion drink that is rather similar back on the TEAM.

 

i think, in the spirit of cultural inclusivity, you should let me drink your blood.

 

No. -makes tea appear, as well as Minibot and Berit sized cups-

 

i can't drink that. how cruel.

-She flops melodramatically and insincerely on Libre's leg.-

 

-carefully removes with two fingers- Well I doubt you can drink my blood either, squ-organic.

 

probably not but this is just a dream lmao.

-Finger cling!-

 

He killed me while I was crying in my cell. The police officer was so scary, yelling at me to confess. I only pretended to be The Holy Warrior.
He was already dead—committed suicide. I only killed him afterwards, because he needed me to. He no longer sought the truth.

 

*He's possessively hovering.*

 

-attempts to remove troll from fingers- Are all of your species this sticky? And this is true, I usually can´t drink tea either. Which incidentally means you can.

 

i can't. i'm dead!

-She grows to his size.-

boo!!

 

-he burst out laughing, partially from surprise.- Yes you can, all you have to do here is want to.

 

it tastes bad! geez, make assumptions, will you?

-She tosses her fabulous hair behind her shoulders.-

 

What do you mean, you "pretended to be the holy warrior?"