shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Fascinating! You wouldn't mind letting me examine one?
*she shrinks herself to be proportionate to Pearl's size*

 

... examine one?

 

One of your spears! I'm a weaponsmith, seeing as I have never made a spear before I'd love to see one of yours, check the way they are balanced, you know? I would be quite the poor weaponsmith if I wasn't always on the lookout to further my knowledge, right?

 

*sigh of relief*

*summons a spear*

*gives it to nichrome to examine*

 

I'm a petty impulsive bastard and she crossed a personal line. [Shrugs.] It's just an organic and it'll respawn eventually anyway what's the fuss?

 

She insulted me and all the other survivors of the Gem War, and then Venture inspired me to act by smacking her down.

 

...okay technically most insults probably aren't worth that much stab- squish- or sploditude but like. Is anyone besides the other Cronus seriously gonna blame me.

 

(hyperventilating and covered in purple blood)

... You killed her! What the hell?!

 

NO! I DID! HE MERELY SQUISHED HER!

 

THAT'S NOT -- what in the maker's name are you

 

Woah woah hey I missed the first time and anyway I didn't actually do the--

Yeah see he did the killing! Not me! Comes with the whole "avatar of destruction" thing he has going on!

 

(Berit's gaze slides over @Burt Destroys the World and off him as her mind refuses to comprehend his eldritch presence. For a second she stares into space, blinking, and then she rounds on @Venture of Petrohex.)

If "it's" just an organic then you're just a -- a bloody monstrous thing, and you --

I don't know WHAT you are, but murder is not an appropriate response to insults!!

 

THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! AND PEOPLE!!! AND EVERYTHING ELSE EVEN REMOTELY DESTRUCTIBLE!!!

BURT!!!

 

-She turns the spear over in her hand making little inquisitive noises. After a bit more just looking, she begins testing the balance of the weapon, trails fingers over the blade, always careful.-

 

Wow okay rude if you're gonna yell at me at least pay attention to me for more than half a sentence.

Alllllready said that.

 

It may not be appropriate but it's common enough.

 

@Berit Suranavellan Eef it help hyu et all, hy don´t tink she vill schtay dead. Pipple in here mostly don´t.

 

yes it is.

 

*The wiggler licks a little bit of the tasty looking purple jelly on their arm.*

*Baby's first BLUH.*

 

Hoho, de leetle vun duzzn't like de taste ov blood! Dey'll learn. -grins in a friendly manner down at the teal wiggler-