shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... Talking mostly I think? I think we're supposed to talk to them.

I know that. I didn't say you were wrong, I said we aren't supposed to.
Let me at least pretend to do my job, will you?

 

-fond smile. Successfully nourishing the ones living in the kindergarten is a very important part of being a good leader!-

 

Shit, and I thought I was a violent one. I was only gonna hose her down a bit.

Honestly, I can't say I like it, but I'm really not in a position to judge...

 

-grimaces- I don´t even like talkin ta mechs that much.

 

-noofs him- Goot. Donßt eet der vords, dey taste awful.

 

[The set of his wings goes from 'defensive' to 'surprised'; he blinks, then nods. If Nichrome wants to let him off easy, he's not gonna stop her.] Yessir.

...er. Yes'm.

 

You can remain our silent, stoic medic while those of us without a convenient excuse make fools out of ourselves.

 

...Vell, mebbe eef hy added sum of dose spices hy got de ozzer day...

 

If they insult you or your again, let me deal with it.

 

No thank you dear, I hardly know the mech.

 

-How close can he sit to the dinobot to maintain plausible deniability? He settles for close but not touching.-

 

I'd offer to get to know you better, but alas I am taken, and no longer indulging in that stage of my life. Engex?

 

Scanner dearest! How nice to see you! Would you like a hug?

That would be lovely! I never did get that distillery working, I just don't have the knack.

 

Acceptable!

 

[juice is just sorta standing there shell-shocked, some violet blood smeared diagonally across their right cheek, nose, and left bangs

an empty bottle of grape juice slips from their fingers and clatters to the ground, and they crouch down, holding their head in their hands]

 

Vot goes mit ink und lightenink?

 

-mumbles something that might be a yes or some horrible curse-

 

Yes'm.

Like that stops some people :P

 

-pulls a bottle of something murky out of his pocket and offers it-

 

And then you can tell us how stupid we all were afterwards.