shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"Of course not, but she did poke a small orphaned child with a stick right in front of me, so you can't expect me to feel much sympathy that somebody finally did her in, especially when it didn't stick." Valiska throws up her hands.

 

From what I've heard, -- Cronus is set on being as unpleasant and rude as she can be, and never own up to face the consequences of her actions, even if she does get the classic response because it doesn't stick.
You'd think it would with all the grime
Honestly, if the dealt with ones all behave like this if they survived, I'm going to reconsider my stance on the killing thing.

Teal deer: Talk shit, get hit.

 

i dont knowv vwho the fuck they are!

 

... Be glad that you probably won't ever end up on Alternia, because getting a strife specibus to the face because you insulted someone is a thing that can happen over there.
Can't say anything about fleetside, but planetside? Only caste protects you. Or doesn't, rather.

 

Mina makes a face. "Dot iz a fonny thought. Eef hyu tek Mentees, vot iz der closest jägerkin haz fer keeds, dot meks me a qveen now. Hy mean, ov cawze sumvun like Sarge Rada iz a Qveen bot me?"

 

Wait, is all this purple blood?

 

uh, yeah. youre vwelcome!

 

And you're... still here. I think I'm going to sit down for a moment and think about the implications of this.

 

Welcome to trollish physiology. Our blood colours vary.

 

~~this should be a berit post~~

I wasn't asking you for sympathy! I wasn't asking you for anything, and I certainly wasn't still asking about this particular murder -- (takes a deep breath.)

The troll suggested that doing violence to people who were being unpleasant was an accepted way of keeping the peace, and I was curious about our different approaches.

Of course I've been hit because of things I've said, but I don't pretend the people hitting me were being noble!

yeah

 

also its VWIOLET, not purple.

 

I'm mostly very confused by the fact that it's... all still here. Given the likelihood that I'm going to fall asleep into more dreams covered in blood, which other colors should I be on the watch for?

I've been hit for existing at someone insultingly before, though I like to think it was a rare occurrence typical of this specific noble. I know that's not true, but I do like to think it.

Is there a difference?

 

Valiska smiles at Oneira. "Isn't there a scripture about how sometimes you have to do what has to be done?"

 

Ford pets the Mi. "Sure," he says. "You'd be better than the ones in La Cyr."

 

fins!

 

There's fins in the colors? Or... Oh, are you talking about physiological differences between trolls? The blood color causes those?

 

"'The troll' is my adopted daughter Oneira, and she is accurately describing the conditions that existed in the world she grew up in before she met us. She is rarely violent and never without extreme provocation, but that is an accepted way of doing things on Alternia. Do note that she expressed a desire to stay with us as soon as it became apparent that this might be possible and is not the least bit homesick for Alternia." Valiska smiles.

 

duh.

 

-this is a surprisingly large purr for such a tiny creature- Mi si the best police. Keep all the laws. -pauses, washes it´s face while it thinks- What are the laws?

 

(very flatly) I'm sorry, it didn't seem appropriate to ask everyone their names as soon as I saw them. I thought they might get tired of it. I don't know your name either, I apologize if that's offensive to you.

Your daughter expressed surprise that I wasn't used to the idea of killing people for being rude, so I asked her about it. To me, it seems that you then interjected to assume that I believed poking children with sticks was perfectly alright, rather disrupting the conversation. Does it seem that way to you as well?