shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

See, you need to actually work with people's weaknesses.
And now the scientist in me wonders if there's additional reactions to disinfectant and soapy water.

 

vwhat is you peoples PRO8LEM??

 

i heard soapy water with lemon juice works on wizards

 

*HORRIFIED SCREAMING.*

 

"You," Valiska says. "You are the problem. You poke wigglers with sticks, you start talking about eating animals when my husband starts to play with them, you basically do everything you can think of to make people angry. Surprise! It worked. But angry people are a lot less fun than you think they are the instant they realise what you are scared of."

 

...Not so boisterous now, huh.

 

im not scared of anything.

*She says, cowering under her jacket.*

 

(Oneira unleashes a jet of water from the super soaker. Even if it does hit the jacket, and the jacket is water proof, it will flow and pool down.)
Oh?

 

VWHATD I EVWEN DO THAT TIME.

 

i think theyre just annoyed at you

 

could you people try to NOT make me vwant to clawv my skin off??

 

You tempted Fate.

 

Oh dear. Lines, Cronus, lines. If you toe them, you don't get spritzed.
(Kite speaks slowly, as if to a young child)
If you behave, you stay dry. If you don't, you don't. Respect goes both ways, yes?

 

im not evwen doing anything! im just LYING HERE and being 8LASTED for NO REASON.

 

dunno what youre yelling at m̃̉̎ͩ̆͋ͩ͏̤̤̺̹̣͎͈e̸̤͎͔̥̳͔̊̈ for i didnt do anything

except smirk some i guess

 

The past few... weeks? of you harassing the other inhabitants and visitors of this space hardly counts as "no reason". And whining earns you another spritz.
(Pure H20)

 

QUIT IT.

 

First lesson. What's the magic word?

 

MAGIC ISNT REAL.

 

Irrelevant.
(Soapy water)