shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

i dont KNOWV vwhat the magic vword is, stop squirting me!!

 

It appears that no one has taught you manners. Well, that's what the bottle is for.
The word in question is as follows "please". Adding it makes a phrase a polite request and not an order. Try it.
(Kite hovers one of the bottles threateningly)

 

*Sniffle. The crocodile tear ducts are a little rusty, but still functional.*

 

(Kite is utterly unimpressed, and squirts Itch with soapy water.)
I'm waiting.

 

*Some of it gets in her eyes and she's able to provide actual bawling. Fire. Hellfire.*

 

*GONGs up his own water gun*

*smirks*

 

vweak. vwheres the vwater cannons.

 

*makes water bombs*

*they contain water AND explode*

 

*sprays dualscar with water*

 

*He stares unimpressed as it drips off his armor.*

 

*pointedly ignores dualscar*

 

did you actually think that vwas going to vwork. i vwas an orphaner. i brought my kills out to the middle of the damn ocean on a regular basis. a little bit of vwater isnt going to do shit.

idiot.

 

Well, excuse me for not having memorized all you bitches' weaknesses yet!

 

youre excused for being a nimrod.

 

You're not excused for being a bitch.

 

Oh dear, I did not mean to hit you in the eye. Hold still, please.
(Kite imagines a blob of pure water over Itch's eye)

 

vwhat vwit. vwhat eloquence.

 

Well, it's true! You're not! None of you Cronii are!

And you know why? 'Cause none of you have ever tried to stop being bitches!

 

*Raises hand.* i did.

 

Really?