shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

No. I just have a sense of fun.

 

"They look better on you than they would've on me."

 

i have a sense of fun.

ISNT THAT RIGHT, @crocellsApostate.

*He elbows troll Cronus in the side, the both of them snickering suggestively.*

 

*sighs* I really don't wanna know.

 

its not like you could handle it.

 

i'm kinkshaming

 

I could but it doesn't interest me, you know...

I can have sex with people I actually like and watch porn I actually like and read erotica I actually like. I don't have to beg you for scraps of sexiness.

 

thats fair.

 

Hey @juice , do you know what they say about those who live in glass houses?

 

theyre really into voyeurism?

 

@Orlandeau ...nope no idea doesn't ring a bell

 

*Orlandeau snorts*

 

[juice half-heartedly attempts to flee, but the hand-holding has suddenly become impossible to escape from. their face is the shade of a tomato]

 

guess its pretty easy to see whos the more vanilla here. eh, cherry coke?

 

*inarticulate mumbling*

 

Jame sighs and starts playing with her claws on the arm of the chair she's slouched in. Taptaptaptap.

 

Huh, what's that? Speak up, I'm afraid I can't hear you very well.
[As he says this, Orlandeau repeatedly tugs at the inside of Juice's cheek.]

 

[instead of actually responding, juice leaps onto orlandeau in a flying smooch attack

partly to get him to stop the talking and teasing]

 

hellothereeveryone,wouldanyone,liketoseesome,nicesquids,

 

"Hello there! I don't think we've met? I'm Jame. And I don't think I've ever seen a squid. I would love to."