shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Both of that sounds amazing!

 

Congratulations, you two!

 

What a curious interpretation
That your mind would wander there
Instead of knowledge offered shared
It strikes me as depreciation

 

(Dunno how accurate this is, conchsiderin' one a you's already kicked it. Good on you, though, squishy pink seamonkeys.)

 

...are we gonna throw a bondin' party? @Mindala, @Anhelia, y'all wanna party? Seriously, congrats, I know Sil arready said so for us but hey!

 

*sheepishly hands Mindala a small wooden box, about an inch and a half in each dimension*

That's been in my pocket for two years.

 

"Well, I am not ignorant to my charms. How am I meant to reliably predict how seduction may sound from a being as strange as yourself? I am quite out of my depth here, Milady!"
He bats his eyelashes innocently.

 

*gently opens the tiny box and extracts a ring from it; gold with a cluster of brightest emeralds*

Annie, you ...

*gives up on words, slips the ring on her finger, and kisses Anhelia gently on the lips*

 

Wow Gross.

 

Don't worry, you don't have to join in :P

 

mind doing that somevwhere else? i dont care about your personal romantic life.

 

I don't care about whether you care.

 

Mind Breathing Somewhere Else? I Dont Care About Your Personal Existance.

 

*shrugs*

Our father thought it was funny to name his twins Stanford and Stanley. I suppose I should be grateful he didn't know the names of any demons.

Technically, you are not currently a ghost. You are a discorporate soul. Were you to become a ghost, you would have to haunt someone--such as your wife, or your brother--or something, such as your ancestral home. I am advising you not to do this.

Well...that's rather racist.

I don't believe that Lumipyry was suggesting an arrangement, but if you vowed 'till death do us part' then you technically are no longer bound.

(I left that phrase out of my own vows...on purpose.)

 

0uch.

 

#omg
#are you, like
#the helmsman????????????
#i totally recognize your face from the recruitment posters!
#omgomgomg

 

Holy fuckin' shell, kid, learn to lovve yourself.

 

"It may have taken me fifteen years to get her in front of an altar, but I gave her the ring the day after I stole it," Ford says, laughing.

 

#you're just, like, jealous that he performs a more vital function than you!
#you're totally a seadweller??
#leave the greenness to the midbloods

 

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