shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Well, I've never heard of Cybertron.

[His mouth pops open. He is incredulous.]
Four million years...?!

[That last sentence brings a filthy taste, but he forces his mouth into a tight smile. Hopefully, she'll just think he's unhappy to think of the recent past.]

A treaty was signed. We don't expect the Dominion to be at strength to invade again for some time. With any luck, my friend will have taught the Founders a little tolerance by then.

[He looks away briefly, and his eyes flash. The Federation might not use genocide to end a war, but Section 31 is another matter.]

 

And there we go.
For the record Cybertronians have. Very long lifespans in comparison to most organic species.
I am older than the war and slightly older than the preamble, depending on how you want to count.

 

I'm 240! And considered almost unthinkably young out here, I'm noticing.

 

You are a mere protoform. Go play with your toys.
*her tone is obviously joking*

 

...that would be a good thing, yes. Apologies, I... should know better than to pry about conflict. [She shrinks in on herself a little, though whether this is capable of making a 20-foot-tall robot look nonthreatening is questionable.] Is this... teaching likely to succeed?

It's a decently long time, yes-- twice my own lifespan so far, if only about half of Nichrome's. Roughly a third of extant recorded Cybertronian history, for that matter...

 

...
....
Astonishing.

[He thinks about this. He smiles slightly, but genuinely.]

I should say so, if I know my friend even half as well as I think.

 

...that is good. May... well. For what an alien's blessing is worth, may Mala turn a blind eye to them. Julian's friend's success would benefit a great number of people.

 

I am a war medic, inventor, and scientist. I use my patients as subjects for operations such as making them invincible. Including that dummkopf over there. *points towards @The Pyro *. I also made healing machine called the Ubercharger which heals anybody in the stream of fire.

 

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lmao the old man HASS the meme

 

[Rapid blinking.]

Ah....

...That's the phrase I needed.

 

Ja, they, agree with it all. They are perfectly fine.

 

What? Was that too much?

 

As a wise man once said: 'sounds fake but ok.'

 

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Odd turn of phrase. Your people, would you say they have a... deep seated fear of unknown dangers lurking all around you?

[He leans forward in his seat and clasps his hands over the counter.]

 

-He raises an eyebrow.-

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HAHAHAHAHAHA~!

 

its called 'common sense' and those hatched vwith a lack of it usually die pretty quick.