shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*swims around in the mist, sees no problem with this situation*

 

*creates Gay Baby Jail around itch*

 

Like if you're in it for the petty revenge I get that-- I don't agree with it, but I can understand-- but don't try to dress that up as education.

 

You forgot a word there. I have repeatedly stated that I am amenable to requests. Not to orders.

Why do you think I have four eyes and am permanently connected to the web around me? Too many children trying to dodge a librarian.

 

leavwe her alone NOWV.

 

Bzzt. Wrong word. "Now" does not denote a request.

 

The magic word is please, I believe.

 

...you've lost me, what the frag is any of that supposed to mean? Because all I hear right now is "I know my 'teaching methods' aren't going to get the intended results, but I'm gonna keep traumatizing this person for kicks and giggles."

 

shut up.

 

Ah, that explains some of it. Less the usage I've heard here, but I can see how the term came to be.

Ah, universities! I've been to one before, in disguise. A slave can get a surprising amount of places, if they know they aren't really a slave. Alas, I've never had a chance to visit any of the others, though I've read bits of research papers from the scholars that Dorian and Vivienne find notable.

[He frowns thoughtfully.] Come to think of it, I don't believe I've ever visited a Circle out of disguise either. I really ought to give it a try some time. One of the new Circles, at least. The more, how shall we say, progressive ones?

 

i knowv vwhat the fucking magic vword is. im saying, leavwe her alone NOWV, or YOULL be the one saying 'please leavwe me alone'.

 

"Shut" and "up" are not magic.

 

you think youre pretty fucking funny, huh?

 

(Kite smiles)
Do you have a better suggestion for getting her to stop trampling all over and harassing everyone else, because if yes, I'm all ears. But I will enforce boundaries, because someone has to.

 

"Why?" Valiska shakes her head. "Do you like the pain? You don't look like you do." She smiles when she sees the white thylacine. She knows who did that, and it's just one more reason why she loves him.

 

Huh? I was trying to be helpful!

-She's still bleeding.-

 

Kite has yet to bow to threats. Might want to rethink your strategy.

 

Yes, yes, I do.

 

(Kite is laughing. A lot.)

 

I don't want to alter my own body. And this isn't enjoyable, but I kind of want to see what happens when I don't fix it. I enjoy experiencing new things and learning from them.