shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*Aggressivwe eyebrowv vwaggling*

 

*He very clearly isn't listening to @Cronus J. Ampora as his hand slips around @Mara's shoulder.*

cant havwe us a problem, nowv can vwe. guess ivwe got no choice.

 

You knowv, you too, can have a hypermasculine, attractivwe greaser demon body if youd like. You just havwe to givwe in to me.

[Fade to black begins, with Mara fully intending on brainwashing Cronus and turning him into a demon servant in the process]

 

*Oh, who's this handsome creature? No, Cronus, stay cool.*

[its pretty good. vwhats it to you, bub?]

 

*Too late. You've been replaced by someone EVILLER and SLUTTIER.*

 

*NOOOOOOOO.*

 

8OYS ARE SOOOOO GROSSSSSSSS. euch!

 

That wasn't much of a change.

 

[gee, cant a guy go twvo seconds vwithout being replaced? gee, being grimdark really doesnt change anything.]

 

oh, so the homewrecker wants to fuck ME too? you shouldve thought of that BEFORE you destroyed my marriage.

 

You two were married?

 

well, no, but it sounds snappier.

 

So I guess Hell hasn't frozen over after all...

 

HEY NORM, IF I WAS EVER TURNED INTO A DOG, WOULD YOU SAVE ME FROM THAT???

PLAYING FETCH IS ONE THING, BUT IMAGINE FLEAS.

TERRIBLE.

[Papyrus is having some interesting times in memes over on Dreamwidth]

 

fleas arent that bad!

 

a wedding with three people would be pretty damn impossible to plan, anyways.

 

Your universe's weddings suck then :P Trine-commitment ceremonies aren't any harder to plan than the Fourth Act!

 

From being a dog? Of course.

I like you exactly the way you are. And Itch is really, really, really wrong about fleas.

Fuck you!

*spitefully starts planning a hypothetical wedding involving him, pap and sunshine*

*dali is not included 'cause he said "three people" and she is not into romance*

*and weddings seem like romance*

*no one marries their one night stands or friends with benefits after all*

*just their romantic partners*

 

(BONES BONES BONES BONES)

 

I see that you are already fallen. I can givwe you a free boost to your powver, since youre already a demon and all. Granted, it still vwont rivwal my magnificence, but it vwill make you a lot stronger, and youll gain the powver of temptation yourself if you dont havwe it already.