shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Shameful.
And Sure. Try Coming Close.
See What Happens.
[There are obviously mines littering the floor around her.]

 

*She pulls a canister off her vest and hurls it at the mine closest to Chroma.*

 

.........

 

[Chroma flicflacs out of the way of the the explosion, without batting an eyelash, crouching slightly out of range.]
I Said Come Closer, Not Start Throwing Explosives. I Thought Even You Were Capable Of Following Simple Fucking Instructions.

 

im not an idiot!

*She throws another canister at a different mine, despite Chroma being pretty far away from it.*

 

[Chroma catapults herself forward through the smoke cloud caused by the next explosion with her psionics, tackling Itch to the ground.]
Well You Provided Cover For Me So You Kind Of Are.

 

OOF--
*She lies there with the most shit-eating grin imaginable.*

(making a movwe already?)

 

...he'd do that on his own...not that you'd really do very well against me in a fair fight anyways...

 

Any amount of ashamed is not what I was going for :c I can cool it if I'm actually bothering you.

 

*Scratching the back of his wig* To be quite honest, you'd have better odds against me than you would against Juice...

 

I Cant Hear You Over How Much Of A Weakass You Are.
-She begins reaching for Itch's gills with her claws. Itch may think this is gonna lead somewhere fun but really it's just going to be the least erotic dismemberment any Alternian has ever seen.-

 

No please, it's not your fault I'm an embarrassment to decepticon command everywhere.

 

please don't do that.

 

You Dont Gotta Watch If It Upsets Ya.

 

*She has not yet picked up on this, and wheezes out something about watching the gills while grabbing at Chroma's hands.*

 

Spoiler: CW: Violence

-grabbing at Chroma's hands is well and good but she doesn't actually let that stop her from digging her claws into the sensitive tissue.-

 

*The baby looks from their own claws to Chroma's. Good to know they can be used that way.*

 

i said please don't do that
[juice's veins begin to glow blue, and air begins to rapidly and visibly sink into a single point between chroma and itch]

 

-Yes good, child. Learn how to be a proper Alternian.-

-Chroma glares at juice but refuses to move.-

 

[they release the highly concentrated air in chroma's direction, intending to blow her off of itch]