shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Hello.

 

YEAH, THATS RIGHT, RUN AVWAY LIKE A SCARED LITTLE--MMPH

 

*Scratch clamps his hand around Itch's mouth. Again.*

 

...this is awkward.

Am I a mom now?

 

-Chroma swoons. Hard. Her Kokoro go dokidoki. There's sparkles and soapbubbles. Somewhere a shipper is crying.-

 

-Ave sighs and gestures at the Kindergarten.-
Accidental children can stay there.

 

*Cronus sits down in the Kindergarten.*

 

Not you!!!
You have people taking care of you and are only visiting!!!!
-Ave picks Cronus up and sets him outside.-

 

Technically, yes.

Sorry, but I am not into bestiality.

I graduated kindergarten with twelve PhDs.

 

Well... please enjoy existance? I have got to be more careful in here.

 

Indeed.

Spelling, Clover.

 

Meh.

 

Well then you can go in for a thirteenth! PhDs are fun!

It's okay we will take care of them c:

 

right, right. robot. youre not going to get that joke.

and for the record, im an adult, i dont have anyone taking care of me.

 

What about that landlord guy, though I thought you two took care of eachother? :o

 

Yes! There is no such thing as too many PhDs!

*enters the kindergarten*

*sets to work on earning his 13th PhD*

 

:D
....
Hey, what's a PhD?

 

uh, no. he doesnt do SHIT for me.

 

A doctorate in any discipline except medicine, or sometimes theology.