shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Not everyone's comfortable flaunting it dude

 

why dont you ask the pair of panties i brought home in my candy bag.

then you probably dont got it.

 

Personally, I say wait a couple of years. The ladies aren't going anywhere.

 

this is my skeptical face

 

no, they are. theres a prime time for getting in good with the dames and thats when they first start realizing fellas are fine looking.

its harder later on.

 

I mean, have you seen what I'm wearing?

 

*Shudders* No. Just no.

 

I flaunt it. Doesn't mean everyone does or wants to. [Bored of being Starscream, he's reverted to his normal slim red-and-black design.]

 

Wait, how old are you, freckles?

 

nineteen.

 

And you're looking for... 12 year olds? 13 year olds? 14, maybe, from how you described it?

 

uh, no. i SAID it was easier when i was fourteen because they hadnt figured out how to be picky yet.

 

I think the idea is that you figure out what you want as everyone else is figuring it out, and improve your ability to engage in deep, meaningful relationships. What have you been trying?

 

natural desirability.

 

Instead of trying to prey upon those with low standards, why wouldn't you just try to meet normal standards?

You wouldn't be stuck with those two assclowns if you behaved like less of a creep.

 

pretty sure that its down to ONE assclown.

 

i know im not one to talk about legality but you know thats illegal right

 

being fourteen is illegal?

 

...I've had enough of these shenanigans for the night. I'm gonna go get out of this costume now and blow off some steam.

 

nope