shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Oooooookay. I'm just gonna... stop asking.

 

[the clown screams and farts at the same time]

 

...the way you talk...i can't really process what you're trying to say...

 

Is there a particular language 9r dialect y9u wish me t9 use in the name 9f n9n-appr9priative cr9ss-cultural kn9wledge exchange? I did 6elieve that this space aut9matically translated my speech int9 a f9rmat that any9ne was capa6le 9f c9mprehending, sh9uld they truly wish to 6e enlightened, 6ut I ap9l9gize f9r my misc9ncepti9n.

 

[there is a long pause while juice struggles to process what kankri is saying]
too many buzzwords...in too little time...by the time i'm able to think about what one means...you are already talking rapidly about something else...it's pretty overwhelming...and then you toss in those little subtle digs as well...

 

just tell him to go fuck himself!

 

Now now, what if he would prefer to get fucked by himself instead, you are sub shaming.

 

[oh. god no. dont defend me. dont open your mouth evwer again. please dont.]

 

[kankris should nevwer talk. they should trade in their trigger vwhistles for duct tape.]

 

I'm not gonna apologize for maybe hypothetically offending some imaginary person. I already did apologize for misgendering him. Also "fun" is subjective and I'm not here to get involved in The Discourse kthnx.

We've disproved this already see also that one dude who we had to explain the difference between optic-sparks overload-sparks and injury-sparks because the translator rendered them all the same. (I swear if I have to listen to our ship's translator glitch about it any more my processor's gonna melt catch her the next time she's in here if you want to listen to her go on about regionalisms and concept transmission.)

;D

 

Kinky.

 

I'm personally offended by the amount of attention given to these lil squishies when I, the great Kickstart of Nyon...
Honestly I can't even finish that I haven't recharged in a few shifts an' the well of sarcasm's truly dried up.
Weep for my sharp tongue :(

 

Awwww go nap Kicks we can play later

 

Can't, gotta watch Focal, keep 'im company. He's not... doin' so well still. Didn't really take his first getting shot at greatly.

 

Aw frag :c I don't think more loud strangers will help so hug him good for me okay?

 

I-... Er. Sure. Yes. Hugs are doable.
-Seems like you flustered the bike-

 

...why would i do that?..i don't even know if i disagree with him...and i'm a lot less ruffled by people like him than ocean man here!..
[juice teasingly pokes the bottom of orlandeau's cheek]

 

i wont be satisfied until you phrase all of your discourse as sonnets

 

H-hey now, that nickname's expired...No one uses it anymore, thankfully...

I don't like those types because they are always the same, they just want the catharsis of feeling just and right, and doing a good thing, but don't want to put in any actual effort to go out and actively support their supposed "causes." All talk and no action, social justice warriors like him. If they can't find a good target to rally against, they'll create one.

 

that sounds entertaining ill be a target