shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

i kinda do vwanna fucking knowv!!

 

I think you'll regret saying that if you find out.

 

I've decided off the cuff that you are worth one Itch. An Itch being worth the value of some as of not yet decided amount of Cronii. Maybe twelve? Thirteen?

 

I vote thirteen.

 

i dont regret things, just tell me!

 

*under his breath* And that's your whole problem.

Just... there are some things trollkind is not meant to know. And this is one of those things.

 

It involved a most peculiar firearm that was not yours truly.

 

if...if you dont tell me, ill havwe @calicosAssassin make a grub appear and ill bite off its head!

vwhat does me being shot havwe to do vwith me being called itch.

 

im game.

 

What makes you think we won't save it first?

 

because all i havwe to do is clarify that itll die if anyone other than the kid touches it. next question.

 

@Itch You foolishly made a deal with a powerful demon, one whose nature reminds me of Nyarlathotep. Your memories were erased so that he would not penetrate into your universe and gain rhe opportunity to destroy all you hold dear!

 

Why are you such an asshole?

 

Gwahahahaha!

 

because its the only vway i can enjoy anything anymore.

 

i vwhat??

hold on. revwind! demon?

 

@the bill of wrongs was this very demon!

 

I almost pity you - platonically, of course - for that. Almost.

*chants the kama sutra*

*it's the only one he knows*

 

not interested.

 

Well, I said "almost." And "platonically."