shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

still not interested.

 

No platonic almost-pity for you then.

 

...What exactly are you trying to accomplish, Jinn? My carnal knowledge extends far beyond the sexual acts described here.

 

... uh, Ford said that sutras banish you and that's a sutra? Or, at least, it's called a sutra...

 

vwhat ELSE havwe you people been hiding from me. did i havwe a girlfriend??

 

Nope. You have never, ever, ever had a girlfriend. Never ever. All the girlfriend-free girls got repelled by your noxious personality and fucked off to Canada.

 

did i havwe TVWO girlfriends?

 

Hell no!

 

three girlfriends?

 

No, no and no.

 

i can keep upping the girlfriend ante, girlfriend!

 

I ain't your girlfriend, bitch!

And no, you didn't have a billion girlfriends.

The only number of them you ever had is zero, actually.

 

(she had some vwell-lovwed bootleg body pillowvs.)

 

*laughs* I'm not surprised.

 

LALALALA, I CANT HEAR YOU OVWER MY TVWENTY GIRLFRIENDS.

 

What you are doing is giving me sex advice.

I transformed into one of them, but The Ford had banished me.

 

(sure, laugh it up. youre not the one vwho had to drug her to evwen get her to let you vwash them.)

 

zz:O

 

Lalalalala, I can't hear you over how stupid you are!

... uh... now... that's awkward...

... yeeeeesh. How the hell do you even stand living with her?

 

its--excuse me, it VWAS--for her owvn good.