shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

...you can't dad people who don't want to be dad'd...

 

vwhats dadding.

 

Daddy

 

Dadding (verb, colloquial): caretaking.

 

theyd be dead vwithout me, i havwe to stick around.

 

i bet you have a daddy kink

 

*Frown.*

 

[Shrug.]

Making no judgments, only offering definition of a questioned word.

...personal opinion: Scratch's dedication: admirable. It is possible to care for one who does not wish caring, but it seems... difficult.

 

oh, its difficult. vwery difficult. pretty thankless job, too.

 

I'm sure. Warm wishes.

 

SO! tell me more about the old cronus. the demon dealing one. i STILL havwent gotten an explanation for vwhy shes called itch.

 

'Cause she had no hygiene and lots of ticks. Well, has, actually, since she's you and you haven't gotten any better at cleanliness since the memory wipe.

 

vwas that HONESTLY so hard to tell me??

 

you knowv, i think im taking it back! its snappy. the kind of thing thatd be super hot to hear a girl yell.

 

I thought you wanted to know who'd told us you were Itch, not what inspired the name. I only just realized now that I was wrong about that.

 

you think a guy vwith that big of a head vwould be smarter!

 

Yeah, well, I'd think a girl that wanted a girlfriend would actually try to be someone girls would wanna date!

 

if they cant handle the whole itch package (and that takes some guts, im pret-ty hefty if you get what im saying), theyre not worth my time!

 

No one can handle the whole Itch package! And I don't think anyone wants to!

 

SOMEONES just jealous that im not as slutty as he is!