shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Did I say that? What, have you met Reaper and his obsession with punching toasters?

Oh?

 

Ohhhh...They've brainwashed my darling Fareeha and this dashing stranger and her lovely hair. Oh no...

-falls to knees dramatically-

Those dirty omnic bastards.

 

Plug'n'Play is very retro :P

 

Yes I believe a "Reaper" was visiting earlier.

 

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-sighs heavily as she looks down at her mother-

 

That is an interesting skill! I would love to see how it works, both in your software and your hardware... Hm, perhaps like a Bastion unit?

An angry old man, that's what he is. He doesn't know how to get with the times, doesn't understand that friends are more important than enemies.

 

Some people are I think? But nah generic species name we transform so we're transformers I'm not letting go of my buddy here to prove it.

r00d

Well now. That's a better welcome than we got from the other guy. You've got a decent paint job for a squishy yourself ;D

[He turns his head to kiss her finial, grinning. Going for her cheekbones in public would be cheating and also rude, but dammit she's cute and he may as well get on her good side while he can.]

Cap. Cap no.

Oh hey porn guy get through that stuff from Libre yet?

 

Well, of course! Your programming makes you quite the friend.

 

My daughter is engaged to a nice Swiss doctor, you. Back.

 

I am engaged? This is news.

 

What does your spawn have to do with blasting my audials out

 

You will not tempt her with your vile robotic eyebrow waggles is what it has to do with that. Nor will you disturb the wedding with guns and violence! I loath both of those things!

 

not letting squishie interface with Refractor.
Dat's Nasty.

 

-giggle snorts about the robot's confusion. she is still ana's daughter deep down and that means being a meany-

It is good that Angela has such wonderful non-robotic eyebrow waggling then, yes? Assuming that my surprise engagement is binding.

 

[She makes a content little noise that sounds a little like a dial-up modem]

Why Venture should I be jealous? :P

 

Thank you, my dear robotic lifeform! This is actually part of my camo.

That's kink-shaming. I meant it more in the 'scientific curiosity' way and less in the 'hump it' way.

 

I think my mother is flirting, honestly. It is always hard to tell. I am quite content with what is likely to be my wife now.

 

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Spoiler: gif

I don't know what you're talking about lolol

 

Of course not dear captain! You are simply irreplaceable. [He drops another few tiny kisses up the line of that finial, grinning.]

Clearly you're not doing science right. Hump it for science.

Even if fleshy-fragging is nasty :P

Whoa there what. How about no. Why. Why this.

...about your carrier flirting I mean not the prospective conjunx congrats on that count!