shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

So, you think you're the only existing person who has good taste? That it's everyone else's fault there are no girls who want you? that's an incredible amount of narcissism and projecting.

Ctonuses from the grand majority of timelines seem to be male. You have been trapped in a never-ending sausagefest of these cronuses, on top of already pretty clearly being a lesbian to begin with. But you're of the very few, if not only, one(s) to have been through these circumstances, so no one shares your reasons for being repulsed by men.

 

Dunno, ask Scanner.

 

i repeat, vwhat the SHIT are you talking about. no i havwent?? i vwas the only cronus my entire life, and then i made a deal vwith a demon or something, and nowv im here.

im not evwen going to ASK vwhat a lesbian is.

 

Girl kissing on girls.

 

so being normal?

 

Well, yeah, but I like both men and women, you know. There's a lot of different kinds of normal.

 

"Normal"'s relative man it sure as shootin' wasn't normal on a planet 99.999999999% populated by guys

 

VWHAT planet.

 

Cybertron.

We have lots more hot guys than wherever you're from.

 

youre all vweird freaks, then. not my problem.

 

Fair enough man you do you enjoy your lady-smoochin

 

id say im wounded that you dont think im normal but that would be a lie

 

god, howv STUPID could you possible 8E? you dont evwen remember your owvn name, you big idiot.

 

vwatch your fucking tone, kid! ill take that other eye of yours if you dont shut up.

 

go ahead. i dont EVWER vwanna see you again.

 

"Here is a fun fact," Ford says, because he can't help daydreaming a little when the conversation about computer programming gets that arcane, no matter how hard he has tried to concentrate on what Riki and Meriet are trying to say.

"Your sexual orientation is partially genetic, with epigenetic modulation. The short version of this is: everyone's attracted to whatever they're attracted to, things that happen to you during your early life can change that a little, but it doesn't change much after that, and everyone thinks that whatever they're attracted to is normal. For organics, anyway." He shrugs. "And yes, Refractor, scientific curiosity absolutely does often lead to sexual curiosity, particularly in people who are sapiosexual, or rather, attracted to other beings more because of their minds than their bodies."

 

pretty sure thats called being a pretentious fuck. dont need to make up a special snowvflake name for it.

 

*She socks Slick right in the good eye with a huff.*

 

Ford laughs. "I'm pretty sure I am a pretentious fuck, sometimes, but I didn't make up that word. It's a real word and it describes a real pattern of behaviour. That can get you in lots of trouble sometimes, but what that's worth doing can't?"

 

"I'm pretty sure you are always a pretentious fuck, but then I've never fucked you, so perhaps I'm wrong. Valiska and Sev seem to like it and that's all that matters."