shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

...I don't know. He is the Alchemist. He had to have a reason.

 

excuse me.

 

*Don't snap, you say? That's funny, because the claws are out.*

let go of me.

 

Few reasons are morally agreeable to everyone. "Because I got bored" is technically a reason; it's still not one I would consider a good reason to, say, abandon sparklings. I remain displeased with whoever this Alchemist is.

 

behavwe.

 

My brother did what? [For a moment, Amalgamous grows beyond even their naturally-gigantic frame; all their optics flash red.]

WELL! One more reason t'get off this mudball and start rounding everyone up for a family reunion!

 

get off me.

*Struggle.*

 

Alchemist Prime.

 

It's fine! I'm fine!

 

i said behavwe.

 

*What? Nothing. Caught him at a bad time, sorry.*

 

If I have t'deal with daddy dearest lecturing me over modding agreeing subjects, he can damn well answer for playing with sparks!

 

He had to have had a good reason!

 

The name remains unfamiliar.

 

god DAMMIT. YOU 8EHAVWE.

*Major struggling.*

 

So did I!

 

im not going to let go until you start acting your age.

 

I just don't think anyone should be doing any lecturing over something that happened to me!

 

i AM acting my age, you disgusting CODGER. LET GO OF ME.

*Tantrum engage.*

 

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIIIIIIIGHT!!