shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*Sits back and enjoys the show.*

 

*Big Hiss.*

IM GONNA KILL YOU.

 

see? do you honestly vwant me to turn that loose?

(calm dowvn and ill let go of you.)

 

*No way. Once you get a gremlin mad, it's hard to stop it. Slick elbows Scratch in the chest a lot.*

GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME, YOU SICK FREAK.

 

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It's fun to make a mess.

 

*He patiently keeps his grip on Slick's horns.*

vwe can do this as long as it takes.

 

*Okay, fine. He calms himself.*

 

*Scratch lets go of his horns.*

there. vwas that honestly vworth the fight.

 

*HAHA JUST KIDDING! Slick kicks Scratch right in the crotch bone area. Not even Viagara can save you now, you creepy dude.*

 

hRRF--

*And he would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kid.*

 

*Haha! Victory! Slick runs Far and runs Fast, away from this creepo. And that's it for this tale. The End.*

 

[The clown walks over to Scratch, honks a single, slow, mocking honk, then nonchalantly walks away.]

 

HAHAHA, holy SHIT. that vwas HILARIOUS.

 

*He's crying a little. Slick hits hard.*

 

Well that was...
....
...
something?

 

Well hey we know crotch shots work on the grey squishies now :P

 

*Snickering from afar.*

 

im sure someone will find this very useful information

 

-sitting in a corner playin' on his DS again-