shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-stands there with a paw hanging in the air for a bit, and runs up and pounces at him playfully, then skitters back out of reach.-

 

-sits and watches.- So ya gonna smite me now?

 

Prion last I heard, but I've been on the other side of the galaxy checking on your brother for a while--

He did what? When you've said your bit I want more than a word!

Hm. Don't think I've met them.

...I'm sorry you were ever made to think so, little brother.

[She laughs a little, braces so the pounce doesn't set her off-balance, and shakes her head.] Why would I, little sister? It was a wonderful pounce.

 

I...

Would like to meet the Alchemist.

 

-Lacuna appears, grabbing one of Reffy's claws with her hands and patting it reassuringly.-

 

Great! It's all arranged. We'll find him and go take turns telling him he's been a terrible person and I'm putting him in time-out till he promises to stop being an aft. (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

You went to see Uni? How is the bastard? Still out of the way, I hope.

 

When we find him we'll make that happen, clouds, don't worry.

 

Alright.

-She gives a thumbs up.-

...may I compliment you on the adaptiveness and beauty of your form?

 

...out of the way, yes, but I think he's coming 'round. Or at least turning over in his sleep. Might want to go back to an actual Vigil, if we manage to get everyone back together.

 

That is the way of Vos. Perfection thrives. Refractor not perfect. Hardly even good.

[He flicks his wings in surprise, then carefully and slowly returns the pats.]

 

...uuugh. Uuuuugghhh. Frag it. Yeah. Might be an idea. I want a word with him if he wakes up, though.

-makes a rude noise, then remembers he's probably not supposed to talk to Reffy considering last time and makes apologetic gestures-

 

Oh, thank you! I am quite stunning, aren't I? [They preen.]

Nuts to your Vigil, Onxai, if he comes back we'll just rip him apart again.

 

-She flicks her wings in encouragement, words floating in front of her face.-

I think you're very good.

 

chill, Mala. I'll talk to him first. Ripping apart's the last resort.

 

In my experience, th´vast majority of people what have power are slagsuckers. -stretches with her tail arches up over her head.- Th´Capt´ns here seem ta be alright, at least Nichrome is.
We coulda used ya bout four millenia ago gotta say.

 

>:c
Vos still home.

No.

 

All right, I'm sorry, I forgot you hate me. I'll shut up.

 

-She nods seriously.-

I'm not a very good person myself. But I know goodness when I see it. Stentato is so, so good, you know? But, you don't like compliments and that's fine. So maybe I'll just say, you make me feel less bad?

 

Perfection is unattainable, and good is subjective. I think you're absolutely fine, little brother.

Sir. [She nods acknowledgement.]

Ah, yes, because we definitely have the firepower with... what, how many of us are even left, half? Eight? To say nothing of the fact that He knows the tactics we used last time. Another all-out war isn't feasible, and in any case Primus wants--

Yes. That.

Yes, well, I can't be everywhere at once, little sister. Time travel's not my specialty, I'm afraid.

 

id know if you had

naris helpful like that

you might not know though