shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

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You.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

Clearly, you don't cum loads of it. I hear you can't even erect the statue of your honor.

 

*sighs* That's not what I meant.

 

[Onyx scoops up Ave and curls her wings around the both of them, hissing at Unicron.]

 

its too bad all the popcorn got splattered with itch blood because everything going on here is prime popcorn material

 

pretty much nothing else, its not that fulfilling.

 

gimme!

 

Ho ho no! I can erect it just fine!

 

Hello niece.

Hello brother.

How nice of you to join me for dinner.

 

Sawbones Post:

-pounces up. She has conquered mount Onyx!-

Smelting PITS!

 

i mean its right there

if you want to engage in some minor autocannibalism you can have it

i dont think anyone else wants it

 

why dont you show me.

 

What. Are you doing here. -is he bigger? he is absolutely bigger. and spikier-

 

you can have hugs from me...if you like...norm's a jerkface...a smelly poophead...
[juice turns their head and blows a raspberry at norm from orlandeau's lap.

clearly, someone has a problem with petty grudges]

 

You're this desperate for sex, but you don't even like it?

Wow.

 

I only give presents to good girls and boys. And good nonbinaries, but that doesn't fit the rhythm, alas...

 

*blows a raspberry back*

 

Yes I can provide those.

I just woke up here, brother dearest. And I am hungry.

 

Don't want whatever you're serving, Unmaker. [She's growling under the words, and tilts her helm down so the dragon aspect is more visible.]

[She brings the leg up further, the better to shield Sawbones and Refractor from Unicron's view.]

 

id like it better if the other cat was any good at it, is all im saying.