shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

thats not how a sex drive works, it doesnt shut up until you make it shut up and then you only get a couple hours of relief before its up and at-em again.

 

I could have put up with everyone but him.

No, Kemst. Also once we're done here you and me need to have a chat.

 

Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean you need to go on and on about it.

 

What did I do? Atta, I haven't even heard from you in... so long!

 

ahem, this is how i get laid.

 

It hasn't been very effective in here.

 

Two words and an emoticon, Kemst. Experiments. Sparks. And a great big frowny face.

 

id offer to help punch the god of destruction but the scale isnt really in my favor

 

...ah.

I was trying to protect them.

-He pulls a bottle of engex from his subspace.-

 

We won last time. We'll win again.

 

Yeah, thanks, but this goes back a long-aft way and it's a bit personal. He's not callin' me brother for kicks.

 

If you go into battle drunk off your aft again I swear on my spark--

 

Put that away you overcharged idiot you want to drink while he's here?

 

Oh, so hungover is better?

Yes.

 

thats because youre all weirdos. it works in the real world.

 

-snaps his fingers and gets rid of Alchemist's hangover-
There.

 

Thanks, Atta.

-He opens the bottle anyway.-

 

Put. That. Away

 

Look, Atta, this isn't real.

 

What, you think you can tell what's real better than I can?