shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Dreams are just as real as the physical plane, brother.

 

...Nnnnot going to answer that.

-He settles down with the open bottle.-

 

Well you better be doing one of your schemes and not just sulking. Suit yourself, regardless.

 

im so glad my family hates each other far too much to ever have a family reunion.

 

Yes, yes, whatever you say.

-He tosses another bottle to Onyx.-

 

What's wrong with you anyway, you're usually more of a party animal than this.

 

Correction: I was more of a party animal last time you talked to me.

 

...Can we do the apologies when he's not around?

 

-Alchemist passes out bottles to the rest of his siblings that are around. They are definitely not full of engex.-

-He shrugs.-

You asked.

 

Oh, we mostly hate each other too, we just get together to scream our heads off at each other every few billion years.

[She glares, and considers busting it over his head. But there's a bigger threat here.]

 

...you know, you don't need other people to...well, um...satisfy...your libido

...you haven't been particularly successful though..?

 

I asked what was wrong with you, not whether or not you still managed to hold a grudge against me.

 

[Mala eyes the bottle, tilting it back and forth and watching the contents move.]

...Kemmy, what's thiiis?

 

Okay.

 

Engex, Mala.

 

jacking off that often is depressing.

like i said, youre all weirdos. im more successful in the real world because people appreciate a fella without a limit who doesnt even need to be drunk off his ass to do butt stuff.

 

...you sure? No fun tricks, just explosions? [They seem almost disappointed.]

 

Yup.

-It's a blatant lie. There's some sort of machine in there.-

 

-gives @Alchemist Prime a slow, rather concerned look, but doesn't say anything more-

 

limits are p important tho...