shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[She will eat the devourer of worlds. The cat is safe, the spider is safe, the locust is safe. If the price for those is taking a few hits herself, so be it.]

 

Multidimensional travel is useless to me, so I suppose I'll allow this for... let's say 45 minutes. Maybe. I expect to have ownership transferred within the next ten.

 

You. Have got. To stop.
You can't even protect your existing children from me. Why keep making more.

You cannot outrun me forever.

I do not know who this "Lucifer" is.

[a wave of mindrending energy targets Burlesque]

 

-makes an explosive appear under Unicron by rave magic-

 

[Bastion begins firing at @Unicron 's optics, futilely trying to blind him.]

 

[Technically, he's with a client right now. And he wouldn't be having with this sort of thing to begin with. Burlesque looks deeply unimpressed and mostly unaffected.]

I don't believe we've negotiated a contract yet. Please refrain from this sort of nonsense until you're capable of paying for it.

 

I. I WILL PROTECT THEM ALL
II. MY DAUGHTER WILL AID ME.
III. UNICRON. YOU CANNOT WIN.
IV. STOP.

 

I. YOU WILL BE LAST
II. BROTHER.

[There is much punching being had]

 

Pbbbbt, whatever!!! What are you going to do, curse me??? Like that's any different than normal!!! We all die sometime, anyway, so who cares???

 

Would you like a drink, Geargrind? I find your charming lack of fear refreshing.

 

[If she had mental acuity to spare right now, Onyx would be very proud of "her" fierce children. Unfortunately--]

[--she's a little busy trying to keep the Destroyer occupied.]

 

[He shrugs all of this off]

[He ignores Burlesque for now. That one will be consumed soon enough.]

I. YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY DELAYS WHAT MUST COME.
II. WHAT IS BORN MUST DIE.
III. WHAT EXISTS MUST BE CONSUMED.
IV. YOU CANNOT REBEL AGAINST THE NOTHING FOREVER.

 

I am way too fragging drunk for this.

 

Well, I still always side with the side of chaos.
[Mara changes gears, flinging @Burlesque into the air, and firing Maralagidynes at the Primes.]

 

-stammers, then recovers - Attache Burlesque is talking to him!-
That sounds good, thank you!!! I got tired of posturing bullies a long time ago - if they squish me, they would have whether I talked back or not!!! So why not say my piece???

 

Cap´tn, over here! Th´rest of you too. -makes a shield near the kindergarden- Also Cap ya got any boom fer me?

 

[He swoops in and pulls her away, to Nurse Sawbones.]

 

-Slowly, Primus steps towards the fight between Unicron and Onyx. He's still carrying Hippolyta, who is shrieking at the top of her lungs in rage-
I. UNICRON
II. LEAVE.

 

[RESIST]
[It'll take more than a bit of fire to fluster the shapeshifter. Next.]

 

...I messed up, Mala.