shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I am way too sober for this.

 

Ah-
Fine.

I am able to give out explosives but I will caution you to remember that if that is who it appears to be, anythign I can provide is woefully useless.
I am not capable of deicide just yet.

 

...think we all did, brother.

 

Deicide? Did someone mention deicide?

 

I was so... scared.

 

[He recoils further, his physical form beginning to flicker.]
I. THIS IS NOT OVER BROTHER.
II. THIS WILL NEVER BE OVER.
[His frame disperses into a cloud of buzzing void that subsequently gets sucked out of the rave]

 

The matter seems to have settled itself.

 

[Good children, stay safe.]

[As he flickers out, Onyx's coils crunch in on nothing; she drops to all fours, wings still flared wide, dripping energon and fans running high but still alive.]

...Well. That's a nice little trick to have, isn't it? Was that you, atta, or her?

 

How about dei-really-fraggin-bad-day?

Can ya provide?

So it seems. But maybe some plannin´is a good idea?

 

-comes in 15 minutes late with energon treats-
Th' frag did all y'all get into without me?

 

There is a pause, and then Primus is back to his normal size, looking... sad-

It was Hippolyta, really.

 

...yeah. I hear ya.

 

[Mara prepares to cast Mudoon, the instant death sp-]

Well, shit. Time for Mara to roll out.
[Mara rapidly begins to flee in his chariot.]

 

Unicron. Coulda used you there pinky.

 

How's, ah... how's Alpha Trion holding up?

 

Quite. This is but the first battle. If He's awakened...

...well. We'll need fierce warriors, new weapon or no.

The reawakening of chaos and the oldest war?

Really? Well. In that case, thank you, Hippolyta. [Boops the smol. With her still-dripping muzzle. Whoops. Well, kid'll need to get used to spilled energon eventually.]

 

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sigh

i cant get drunk but i understand the sentiment

even if this is pretty funny

you dont know how tempted i am to trip the dickmobile and see what happens

 

Fragged if I know. Not... really in contact with anyone anymore, not for... a good long while. On Cybertron, last I knew, but that was just after we all left, not...

 

-she is making sad whining noises. it doesn't seem to be anything to do with Onyx's energon-stained boops, but she is definitely on the verge of sparking-

 

[Ave practically flings themselves out of the kindergarten, hugging Primus tightly]
UNCLE IS A TOTAL GLITCH D: