shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I am a woman of discerning taste.

 

*He's hovering around @Itch and looks disquieted and vaguely hungover. Scratch lost his whole gang. He didn’t lose 20% of his gang. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole gang. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going.*

 

-fluffs up- HISSS!

Mi? -looks very unlikely to kill anything at all- Is something attacking you? We can Mi it!

 

[Fighting tiny, harmless organics is not what they want to do with their night. They flip a wing dismissively and turn their back on the mis.]

 

...did she seem okay, Mala? The person you talked to?

 

...alive. Strong. Moving forward.

She did want to talk to you, whenever you two run into each other. Just... didn't want the rest of us talkin' about her, about what happened to her. I can respect that.

 

Right.

-He nods firmly.-

...then... it's good you haven't.

 

Ford has been very busy entertaining the Imperator at home, but he pops in for a few minutes with a big pile of treats for the mis.

 

-Janie takes them.-

 

"Why did you do that?" Ford stares at Janie briefly, then summons more mi treats. "They're for the mis. The little cats. Do you normally like to eat cat treats?"

 

Are these cat treats?

-She pops one in her mouth.-

 

ugh, you again?? VWHY vwont you just GO AVWAY.

 

(because you need me evwen if you vwont admit it, vwe havwe to stay together.)

 

"Yes," says Ford. "Except I minced them down to mi-size."

 

STAAAAAALK-EEEEEEEER.

 

"Hello, little ones. I have treats for you! Cheesy bits and meaty bits and catnip, if you want that!" Ford chuckles. "Even my wife loves catnip."

 

What's a mi?

-She eats another one, totally shameless, not breaking eye contact.-

 

*is confused*

*the robot gods duked it out and now janie's stealing mi treats from ford? what?*

 

(im not. im not a stalker. vwere friends evwen if they ruined both of our entire livwes out of complete stupidity. you havwe to remember EVWENTUALLY.)

 

Why can't they remember each other?