shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[juice presents a bag of candy to janie doe, completely ignoring itch]

 

All Cronii go to the same place. It is your blessing... and your curse. Mostly curse.

 

...you can take one or two pieces

 

bitches deservwe candy!

HEY!! hello! vwhy dont i get any candy.

 

It's a blessing for all of us non-Cronii for sure, though.

 

-Janie pours half on Itch's feet.-

 

not all of them.

 

You went there, didn't you, though?

 

Hmmmm. An attractive Cronus.

-She sits on a stool.-

I'm Janie.

 

did a little more than just go there, but sure.

*He studies his cigarette holder.*

im not interested. shoo.

 

How do you do your hair like that? Can you teach me?

 

i came here to glare vwitheringly and make cryptic comments about my history, not givwe hair styling lessons.

 

Aw.

 

just roll with it

succinct

 

*He's been replaced as the oldest and tallest Cronus.*

*This is vaguely distressing.*

 

*Itch immediately begins to pig out. She doesn't even take off the wrappers of half of them.*

 

"You'll throw up if you don't take off the wrappers," Ford points out. "Learn from Mabel's mistakes."

 

"I only did that once!"

 

"Yes, dear. That was my point."