shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

i got a tougher stomach than you sandy alien fucks!

 

a girl who knows what she likes

which is apparently a stomach full of plastic and not tasting the candy

 

-has returned after a LONG CHAT with her uncle about not being a creepy, cocky shitlord that is going to get himself torched wearing him. he is very silent and in fact his ghost is wandering around elsewhere because he's still fucking pissed. she is staring at ford. long. hard. intently and with curiosity. who are you. how do you move. why does the other her have a fondness of you-

You are a friend of mine. The other me who dances.

-this is not a question. more an observation before the storm of questions-

 

you dont eat food because it TASTES good, you eat food so no one else can havwe it and youre the last one standing.

 

-they purr-

Mi! -the mis give her the biggest saddest kitty eyes-

 

this is vwhy she isnt allowved candy.

 

Ford distributes treats among the mis. There are plenty. He is not sure what to think about Janie eating cheese and catnip treats. But there's nothing in it that should hurt her.

 

GO AVWAY, STALKER!

 

-continues to observe ford. jorin would like this man, yes-

 

i object to the use of the word you in that sentence

half the reason i havent gotten bored of this body is because food tastes good

 

food is 8ORING MUSH.

 

-the mis purr, mi, fall over each other jumping for treats, and generally become a fluffy little excitement-

Mi? -a mi investigates-

 

-looks down at the mi-

You're a strange thing. Definitely not a cat and as small as a mouse.

-reaches down and pets the mi and returns to staring at ford-

 

*Vibrates. The Mis' plump little furry bodies beckon her.*

 

good thing ghosts dont need to eat then huh

 

-purrs- I am a Mi. What are you?

 

I am a Jame.

-picks up the mi to better snuggle pet?-

 

-this is allowed, there are many purrs- What´s a Jame?

 

It is a name. My name to be specific.

-pets the mi lovingly as she continues to STARE at ford-

Though most call me Tori or Claws.

 

*The wiggler is eyeing the Mis from the safety of @Pillow Monster's back and licks their lips.*