shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*Time to PARENT UP and GET ITS KID A MEAL. The Pillow Monster tips @Teal Grub off its back, and pads over to the pack of Mis.*

*It noofs them VERY THREATENINGLY.*

 

Ford very much enjoys playing with the mis. He does not allow the pillow monster to harm any of them.

Mis are not food.

 

"Why are you staring at me? Are you another Torisen or another Jame? Our Jame is my moirail."

 

*The Pillow Monster is made out of squishy fabric and stuffing and cannot harm any of them, but it's trying its best.*

 

*Siegward gets damaged by this, but soon drinks his estus to restore health*
Dear me, you are strong.

 

That does seem a little dangerous. Stay save *winks*

 

OMG, you know Santa, too?

OH MY GOD, SANTA!!! YOU ACTUALLY EXIST I'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR. I HAVEN'T KILLED A SINGLE PERSON. AM I ON YOUR NICE LIST?

 

Yes. You are another cinnamon roll.

 

I think glue would do the job for you.

 

Yay, I'm a cinnamon roll. You hear that Church, Santa likes me.

 

*sighs* Yeah, I heard that.

I can't believe he's actually real - and not an alien.

 

What? Did you stop believing in Santa?

 

*sighs* Yes, Caboose, I stopped believing in Santa. Decades ago.

 

ill say.

 

what about me

 

Gwahahahaha! I'm a recurring late game boss battle!
[Mara having returned with a new chariot, attempts to punish the healing with a powerful defense-breaking Hell Thrust.]

 

wow you did something that didnt hit random bystanders

will wonders never cease

 

MARALAGIDYNE!

 

don't ask how...but i managed to get the bag of candy restored to it's original amount of contents...people can still have some candy...unless they are itch...or janie...

 

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i was asking for that