shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

i can absolutely kick you if youre volunteering

i appreciate the thought but im good

 

kinky.

 

vwhats a gender traitor and howv do i 8E a gender traitor!! i vwanna betray someone!

 

Fuck.
[Mara out.]

You musn't!

You're a common demon of temptation, they can do far worse to you.

 

like vwhat??

 

You gave me the whole bag.

 

...no, i did not...you just took the whole bag from me...

 

*Cronus materializes from the shadows, copping a feel from a startled @crocellsApostate.*

 

You didn't say I could only take one or two. You offered me candy and held out the whole bag. How is it my fault you failed to communicate clearly?

 

i realize to a cronus certain lines may be unclear but no its really not

 

*His tiny useless vestigial wings flare out and he makes a sound vaguely reminiscent of a surprised goat.*

tomato, tomahto.

 

...haven't you ever experienced halloween before..?

 

can i havwe some?

*He flutters his eyelashes innocently. No one hates Slick, right?*

 

...sure.
[juice hands slick a snickers]

 

No. I'm 3 months old.

 

*He looks down at the shitty peanut and caramel candy.*

dont you havwe anything else, buster?

 

...huh...that would explain it then...

 

buster..?

um...sure, i guess...
[juice hands slick two little one square hershey's bars]

 

youre not allowved candy either.

 

*Slick wrinkles his nose, but at least its better than peanuts.*

thaaaanks.