shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

says wvho?

*Slick tears the wrappers off the candies and shoves them in his mouth. Fuck authority figures!*

 

Can I have more candy?

 

spit it out right nowv.

 

That's rude. I don't like you.

 

hes allergic to it.

 

*He chews and swallows it, with a smug look on his face.*

huh? i dont knowv vwhat youre talking about.

 

You still have to say please.

 

am not. stop spreading lies, asshole.

 

*Irritated nasal sigh.*

no, i dont.

you are allergic to candy. it makes you bloated and grouchy.

 

thats called being fat, asshole.

 

Yes, you do. Friends are equals. You can't order around equals. You should be nice to your friends. You're not being nice or showing respect.

I like your hair.

 

Simon walks by, gently papping Janie on the forehead with an envelope-folded note.
"I think it may be time to calm down, pebble-dear. Look another note from the one who doesn't want to come here. I can certainly understand his resistance, I might add."

The note reads:
We have talked about the asking for clarification thing, Janie, don't do something if you aren't 100% sure that's what someone else said and if you misunderstand apologize.
- Sam S.

 

vwe arent equals.

 

thanks.

 

...
[juice hands janie doe a snickers bar, carefully keeping the bag of candy away from her]

 

Ford sighs. "Your father's a colossal asshole in every dimension, it seems. You may feel close to me because our Jame is dear to me."

"Janie, if you like the cat treats, that's fine. My wife sometimes eats them, but she is an actual feline. However, I also have pomegranate jellybeans and lihwa drops, which are probably tastier to people who are not cats." He holds out a handful of wrapped candies and a small packet of jellybeans. "These are all for you, if you would like them. However, when someone is offering to share a larger bag or bowl of candy, take one or two pieces. If they want you to take more, they'll laugh and tell you you don't have to be polite, or push the bag at you, or just say that you can have more."

 

The family stories don't stop there either. Not at all.

Also, that was a case of bad wording. I'm curious as to why the Jame you are familiar with is close to you. Her relationships with others in general are fascinating. What if I were to be raised elsewhere? What if my brother were the Highlord? How would that change what relationships I have? Would I even know Burr?

You've the added bonus of not being in common between us as well. I certainly don't have a Ford. I have a Tori, a Brier, a Rue, and a Father. But not a Ford.

 

-Janie puffs her cheeks out in frustration and pouts before sighing.-

Sorry, Juice.

Okay. But why can't they say that first?

-She pops a candy in her mouth before belatedly remembering something.-

Thank you.

 

Thank you.

 

Simon shakes his head. He is pretty sure he was never that bad and neither was his child.
"Now was that so hard? You do know how to behave like a lady. I almost lost the hope."