shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

#um!
#mituna, then!
#wow.
#just. wow.
#i never thought i'd, like, meet you or whatever!
#you're kind of my hero? the service you provide the empire is totally incredible?
#like
#you're the battleship condescension.
#my ratings aren't high enough for me to, like, make it as a battleship or anything?
#i'm hoping for a courier. something fast.

 

Who're you to judge wwhat I do to fill the time? I'm laid up half dead in the middle a basshole dickin' troll Egypt wwith no one for company but a shithivve maggots glubjug and a cityship's compliment wworth a gore. A ghostship's wwhat I'm on, and the clowwnfish ain't much for conversation, lemme tell you (an' that's a literal clowwnfish, I'm talkin' indigo/vviolet borderline wwith jank-ass fins).

Oh hot damn, buoy, Mituna? That's aboat the most perchfect name for a wwader cap I evver did hear :D

Some beaches get all the luck. Wwasn't pike she wwas lookin' for a troll with the pun built in, no, she just fins you by happenstance. Meanwhile I'm stuck with the helm wwhose info got deleted and I don't evven knoww wwhen maintenance an' ish gotta go dowwn. But that don't coddamn matter noww, do it?

Scrod. Wwhat a load.

Small fry, I think I got a proposition for ya! >;D

 

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@agileTrouper, d0 n07 74k3 h3r up 0n 7h47.

 

Best part?

I've known it was there all along.

 

@agileTrouper I'm not askin' for a decision noww, and frankly, I don't givve much a damn howw you answwer either wwavve cause it's not my tailfin on the line.

So keep this in mind, small fry: you could do wworse then me for a cap, a lot wworse, and it ain't up to no one but yourshellf wwhether those dice get rolled or not.

 

-0 Do you ever just.
-0 Walk into a room.
-0 And immediately leave.

 

Shore do! And usually, I don't wwaste my time sayin' howw little I think a evveryone inside :)

Don't just wweep for me, wwhat aboat my poor helm?? Poor dear didn't get the care she deservved on account a petty basstards tryin' to make ish difficult for me. It's unprofessional is wwhat it is >:(

 

Are you seriously hoping to become a helm?

 

#don't worry!
#i'm not going to, omg

#a good captain is more professional than you!
#plus i'm, like, eight?
#too young for optimal connectivity
#i don't even have all my ports installed!

#i mean, yeah?
#it's, like, my imperial duty?

 

pr0p4g4nd4'5 4 h3lluv4 drug.

 

It's amazing what government propaganda can do, isn't it?

 

Child. Do you know what they will do to you.

Do you know how very unnecessary it is?

 

Something's changed. The universe is different. What happened?

 

Butterfly.

 

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How long does he have?

 

-0 We ascend at sweep ten.

 

I am~.
Glad I'm too specialized a psionic to be used that way~.
Even though I'm teal, they really would hook me up~.

 

#um, yeah? i'm already, like, getting fitted for my preliminary ports?
#i paid attention during schoolfeed!
#and it's totally necessary?
#like
#how else are we supposed to prove our superiority over all other species if there's no ships?
#lowbloods are totally the backbone of the empire?

 

73n 5w33p5, g1v3 0r 74k3. d3p3nd5 0n wh3n 7h3y n33d h1m.