shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

lol

 

SPACES? BETWEEN WORDS?

 

i dont know vwhat that vword means! stop talking!

 

-bursts into the room. the door has been kicked open. grandma has come to show up the children. she lets out a mad cackle. angela may be the witch when halloween rolls along but ana is the one with the laugh-

 

KISS MY ASS BETVWEEN VWORDS.

 

SO YOU DO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT!

 

I 8ET YOURE SO STUPID YOU HAVWE TO TIP YOUR RECUPERACOON OVWER IN THE EVWENING TO GET OUT OF IT.

 

WHAT'S A RECUPERACOON?

 

I REST MY CASE.

 

I SET YOUR CASE BACK UP AGAIN.

 

it means that your cheeks have turned the color of your blood...'cause you're embarrassed...presumably since you just fell over..?

 

O8VWIOUSLY i didnt fall ovwer. i told you to shut up!

I THROWV THE CASE OFF A CLIFF AND THEN PISS ON IT. AND THEN THROWV A 8OM8 ON IT. TEN 8OM8S.

 

I GO BACK IN TIME AND RESCUE THE CASE!

 

I GO 8ACK IN TIME AND SEDUCE YOUR PAST SELF SO HE GIVWES ME THE CASE, AND THEN I 8OM8 IT AGAIN!

AND I DONT EVWEN CALL YOU!

 

THAT IS A COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE SCENARIO!

 

I MAKE IT A POSSI8LE SCENARIO.

 

this is one of the greatest things i have witnessed in some time

 

yeah i was gonna say youre definitely the one who does the most evil laughing round here

 

I MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE AGAIN! AND THEN CLOG YOUR TOILET WITH MY SHIT!

 

I GO 8ACK IN TIME AND STEP ON YOUR EGG SO YOURE NEVWER HATCHED! THE CASE NEVWER EXISTS. I GET TO 8E EMPRESS OF THE VWORLD AND HAVWE SEVWENTEEN GIRLFRIENDS.

(nine kismeses, eight matesprits.)