shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I WASN'T HATCHED FROM AN EGG! AND IF YOU RULED THE WORLD, I'D HAVE WON, ACTUALLY! 'CAUSE IT WOULD BE DESTROYED!

 

VWAIT, IF ME RULING THE VWORLD MEANS YOU VWIN, DOESNT THAT MEAN VWE 8OTH VWIN??

 

NO! IT MEANS I DO! 'CAUSE IF THE WORLD IS DESTROYED BY YOU, YOU'LL BE DEAD, MORTAL!

 

NO, ILL JUST 8E THE LAST ONE LEFT VWITH MY HAREM OF HOT CHICKS!

 

THE HOT CHICKS WILL ASSASSINATE YOU!

 

SHOCK COLLARS!

 

THEY WILL ALL DIE WHEN YOU SHOCK THEM TOO HARD AND MUCH!

 

THEN THE OTHERS VWILL KNOWV NOT TO TRY AND KILL ME!

 

THEY WILL TRY ANYWAY!

 

ILL 8RI8E THEM VWITH AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE ITCH AIR JACUZZI.

 

EVERYONE HATES THE ITCH AIR JACUZZI!

 

EVWERYONE LOVWES THE ITCH AIR JACUZZI. YOUR ALTERNATE SELF THAT I SEDUCED LOVWES IT MORE THAN ANYONE!

 

I HATE MY FAKE ALTERNATE SELF!

 

HE SAYS YOUR LUSUS LOVWES HIM MORE AND DISOWVNED YOU.

 

I NEVER HAD A LUSUS!

 

THATS 8ECAUSE OTHER 8URT VWENT 8ACK IN TIME AND TOOK YOUR LUSUS SO HED HAVWE TVWO.

 

THE OTHER BURT IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE BITCH!

 

HAHA, YEAH, MY 8ITCH.

 

YOU FUCKING DESERVE HIM!

 

HES GOT A TRAMP STAMP OF MY FACE!