shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Sorry.

 

You're right, I've stopped trying to pretend I'm anything like competent at range so I need to be in denial about something else and right now that something is how cool you are. So cool. The coolest. Cool as the core of Eta Carinae. Almost as cool as your datemate and his hentai tentacles.

 

Is what it is.
-he shrugs-

 

I still... like you.

 

I like you too - but it'd be all right if y'didn't, too.

 

hey at least i only say it when it makes sense

do i count as a cute girl

 

I'm sure you're very cute!

 

are you vwilling to go out vwith me.

 

nope

but neither is anyone else so i mean

 

then youre hideous!

 

...that's not a very nice thing to say...eldritch horrors have feelings too...i think..?

 

shut up, ugly number tvwo!

 

Statistically, you're the ugly one.

 

im HOT. i got a scruffy, vwoodsy thing going!

 

and girls like musk!

 

Sure. But attractive and unattractive are primarily social constructs. If people are not attracted to you, you are by default unattractive. And nobody here wants to date you, so it follows...

 

id date her.

 

I mean, so would I.

 

vwait, you vwould??

 

Sure. You're cute and lively. Like Tenny!