shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Okaaaay.

-She rolls her eyes.-

 

now now children

i am voidwalker, the empty one, soul of the soulless, emissary of the outer void

and i am here to remind you that there is a great deal of variation in souls throughout the multiverse

aside from that i start eating away at them after a while thats pretty consistent

 

I mean humans in our universe are kind of demented aggressive slagsuckers and if you believe some of the rumors about Sunstreaker being even partially attuned to human thought patterns can seriously frag a mech up, but...

...yeah.

[He is not gonna adopt this random dream dude. He is not. He is totally gonna acknowledge those protective feelings like a well-adjusted secure adult, though; no one'll blame him for feeling a little soft over that, right?]

...that's rough buddy. Hope you get the chance to get used to it hey?

 

you can get in the cute girls line!

i vwouldnt evwer flirt vwith you because youre ugly and annoying and im better than you. stop flattering yourself!

also, im not THAT young!

THATS NOT VWHAT GIRL ALTERNATE 8URT THINKS.

 

*smiles softly* Yeah. I hope so too. That they keep loving me and talking with me, and that there keeps on being a world for us all to do that in.

 

* Oh My God, don't just tell people that???
* I'm so embarrassed
* I think Im going to DIE

* (sorry cant come to the phone right now)
* (too dead)

 

*A woman who greatly resembles @Itch but...slightly cleaner and older struts in like she owns the place.*

*Probably, because in her mind, she already does.*

 

Yeah : )

Doc I have literally been in the badly-ciphered friendfic erotica I couldn't give fewer slugs about what you've written. Actually hey you should talk to Geargrind when he shows up again...

awwww not even for a milestone anniversary commission?

 

AHEM.

 

do you want in on the badly-ciphered friendfic erotica or...?

 

pass! just thought it vwas a little impolite to not greet a pretty lady.

 

Well see if I actually thought you were pretty I would've said something when I first saw you.

 

*Snicker.*
youre funny, make sure to remind me to keep you around. like a dancing monkey.

 

[His wings flick out, but the lazy grin stays in place.] Gotta catch me first grounder.

 

I don't know what a monkey is but I will be a dancing monkey for you if it pays well. C'mon. Gimme a rate.

 

i throwv a caegar at your head vwhenevwer you stop dancing!

 

pretty sure thats less than the going rate

 

Does caegar have money in it?

 

pretty sure i set the going rate.

yep!

 

How much money.