shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Yeah that's right. You know it. I like you enough to let you stay on my ship, don't I?

I'm gonna do that and it's gonna be awesome.

Also if we get hit by the DJD, I just wanted you to know that I always thought Tarn was a fragger and Vos is a poor excuse of a fragging rifle have you even seen the new Vos I downloaded some holovids and he is just. Terrible rifle. Just awful. For shame.

 

Ah yes because as we all know, numerous mechs line up to engage in interface with the Chaos Bringer to satisfy his silly deviations from the plan. How could I forget the enormous number of my suitors.
[Sarcasm so thick it can be cut with a knfe]

Who I do or don't employ is none of your business, Prim. If you can make your sparklings do your dirty work I can acquire some... contractors.

 

I do not forget. There is very little I forget. But there is very little purpose to me attempting to deviate from the path already laid out. I will not survive the final clash-- none of us will, not even you or my Prime-- but that is no reason to sit and wait for the inevitable.

 

-how a robot can blow a very loud raspberry is anyone's guess, but there he is, doing the thing-
So you're super keen on having a sparkling but you also totally want to employ someone to eat them, 'cos that's totally normal and logical. Aft.
And maybe if you lightened up people would be more willing!

 

I mostly eat rocks :x I was JOOOOKING

sparkling scare me though.

:D
:DD!!!

I love this gun

 

Everyone's a poor excuse for a rifle next to you, Scope :P "New" nothing though, he's been part of the Division since...

...well. For a few millennia at least, but come to think of it that probably happened after you left.

If the DJD can find me on this damn mudball they're welcome to do whatever they want though, maybe they'll be able to find this stupid fragging spacebridge for us. Ugh.

 

Still waiting for that kiss, afthole.

Damn right you do. I'm really fragging lovable.

Whaaaaaaat. Slag. I'm really behind. Fragging slagger afthole piece of scrap excuse for a rusty rifle. That could have been me, if I were a murderous afthole with no morals. Can you imagine.

Hey if I find your mudball will you find my ship?

 

Well you've got everything but the "murderous" part down, sib! So close!

If you find my mudball we can totally go find your ship and escape together though, DJD reject or no.

 

Wow. WOW. That is so true, sib. How do you know me so well.

Okay so here's the plan: I'm gonna use the gravitational force of the universe to float into your mudball. And then you'll fix my ship. And then we'll go do something fun, like gamble. How's that for a plan, sib?

 

If that is what you feel you must do I cannot convince you otherwise. It would save you much pain.

I am the antithesis of light, Prim, how do you suppose I lighten up.

I suppose I am losing my touch, if I thought you ambitious.

I can eat you immediately or you can drop that topic.

 

Wow. How could you. I'm so small and innocent. How could you eat someone as small and innocent as me. You monster.

 

Think Primus 's right, here - nobody wants t'make a baby with someone that they think might pull a Kronos. Didn't work out too well for him, neither.

 

smiiiiiilleee -leans up to pull Unicron's face into a smile-

-sighs- You know I won't let you do that. Quit threatening it.

 

It would not save pain, merely trade one cause for another. I will not stand idly by and watch my siblings fall where I could have saved them.

 

Yeah. That was dumb of you.

 

That is a great plan. Best I've ever heard. Just gotta find everything first. Otherwise you get to explain to Starscream why I fragged off with the best rifle I could get my hands on instead of finishing the mission like a good little jet.

He is kinda the monster, sib, dunno what you expected.

 

Fraaaaaaaaaaaaag Starscream and the mehcano-horse he rode in on. Flighty slagger. Tell you what though he's got some legs and I can appreciate a good set of legs.

Anyways, I expected a kiss, and now he's threatening to eat me. Who would do that. Who would do such a thing.

 

Yes well observed.

 

So where's my kiss then huh.

 

vampires sometimes

are there robot vampires